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Rejected New Yorker Obama Covers

Rejected New Yorker Obama Covers
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OTR Exclusive: While digging through the trash bins at The New Yorker, our Super Sleuths discovered several, never-before-seen mockups of the controversial Obama cover. Check them out here!

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Latest comment by Anonymous: @ Anonymous: "Right wing does not get satire." While your readiness to categorize an entire political movement is, at best, ill-informed, you may wish to look at a number of the Right wing's political publications.... MORE »

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Georgetown, UMD - UMCP, UA TuscaloosaRandom

Top 5 Wimpiest College Mascots

Top 5 Wimpiest College Mascots
University of AlabamaUniversity of MarylandGeorgetown UniversitySyracuse UniversityUniversity of OregonUniversity of MarylandGeorgetown UniversitySyracuse UniversityUniversity of Oregon

What do a turtle, elephant and giant orange have in common? They're three of the least threatening team mascots ever. Find out what other mascots that are more adorable than tough made the cut here.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: The duck beat the sh@$ out of the Houston cougar... aka the best mascott

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Georgetown, Harvard, St John's UniversityNews

Brimming with STIs? Trojan Scores the Best and Worst Campuses

Brimming with STIs? Trojan Scores the Best and Worst Campuses
Brimming with STIs? Trojan Scores the Best and Worst CampusesBrimming with STIs? Trojan Scores the Best and Worst CampusesBrimming with STIs? Trojan Scores the Best and Worst CampusesBrimming with STIs? Trojan Scores the Best and Worst CampusesBrimming with STIs? Trojan Scores the Best and Worst Campuses
If you needed more incentive to use condoms, here it is. Find out if your school is a festering pool of gonorrhea and herpes - or a safe haven from sexually-transmitted diseases.... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: no........ an STI is a car made by subaru... so basicly U of Minn has the cleanest subaru's???

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Internships of the Rich and Famous

Internships of the Rich and Famous
First, organizing a trunk-full of Chanel flats by color, Coppola has parlayed her affinity for luxury fashion into a quasi-modeling career (Marc Jacobs, Louis Vuitton).We ran out of staples?!?!Apparently, Goodall poured over newspapers for hours during his internship.Spike LeeBee Shaffer, pictured with mother, Anna Wintour, at the 2008 Metropolitan's Costume Institute Ball.Brian WilliamsJodie FosterDick CheneyFile this under the worst-case result of summer internship.LC and Whitney coordinate outfits for their internship.

Fame has gone before ye, o coffee fetchers.  We've got the list to prove it.

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Children of Celebrities Pick Their Colleges

Children of Celebrities Pick Their Colleges
Number 19 on Ithaca's Lacrosse team, Lohan manages to avoid his family's crazy antics.Zoe Kravitz poses with her famous father.Socialite Olivia Palermo transforms every sidewalk into a runway, every classroom into a fashion soiree.Luke Russert pictured with his late father.Stephen Curry.Melanie Hervey at 38th Annual NAACP Image Awards.Meredith Vieira, with a son, back in 2003.

If you're constantly on the prowl for celebs, visit the following campuses where eight kids of famous actors, broadcasters and CEOs will discover the joys of caffeine-binges, too much pizza and  regretful one-night-stands.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Romeo is very amazing.I am glad to see him doing well unlike some star celebreties who do not get their college degree.

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Penn State, UC Berkeley, The New SchoolRandom

Eight Great Summer School Classes

Eight Great Summer School Classes
Taking courses this summer? No? Maybe you should. Check out this list of eight great classes to find out why summer learning can be fun!... MORE »
Latest comment by TheBookworm: @ Anonymous:

"Its a course on how to maintain sports fields and golf courses."

I think that is both amusing and extraordinary, to be honest.

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GeorgetownRandom

Nerds Find Bigfoot... Or Something

Nerds Find Bigfoot... Or Something

More weirdos think they found Bigfoot.

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The Future for Tween Star? Look to Julia Allison

The Future for Tween Star? Look to Julia Allison

Nickelodeon preteen clone Miranda Cosgrove isn't in college yet, but given her enormous popularity, one can't help but wonder what the future holds.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: this is dumb

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Northwestern, Vanderbilt, ColumbiaText Worthy

$50,000 to the National Texting Champion

$50,000 to the National Texting Champion

Screw physical activity. Who wants to work up a sweat when LG’s national texting competition will bring you fame and wealth?  Details here.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I love this message! As a former Vandy Sorority Girl (and proud of it) I think its fabulous! The competition, not that great, but the graphic--darling!

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MIT, Yale, DartmouthNews

Video: Accepted at 18 Colleges, Picks Harvard

From MSNBC:

 

New York teenager Lukasz Zbylut, who emigrated from Poland only five years ago, applied to seven Ivy League schools — and was accepted by every one of them.

 

Now he’s thrilled to further his education at his “dream school” of choice — Harvard. What, Yale wasn’t good enough for him?

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