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MUOHIO - Miami of OhioFunny
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Every Guy's Fantasy: Part 2

Latest comment by Anonymous: Sooooo, the scissoring thing. ****ing hilarious.
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Every Guy's Fantasy: Part 1

Nothing exciting is happening here at Miami right now, so I decided to post a couple comedic shorts of mine. Enjoy... or don't... doesn't really matter to me.
Here's the premise for part 1! What does every guy dream of? That's right, the seemingly mythical threesome! (The good kind with two girls, not t
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America: You Never Cease to Amaze Me

Here's a deal to die for!
Max Motors is offering a free handgun (or a gas card, but no one's taking those) for every vehicle sold.
No joke.
Owner Mark Muller says, "We’re just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want to."
...and die by one when you don't want to.
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+ Add CommentMax Motors is offering a free handgun (or a gas card, but no one's taking those) for every vehicle sold.
No joke.
Owner Mark Muller says, "We’re just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want to."
...and die by one when you don't want to.
W... MORE »
UC IrvineBitchin 'N Moanin
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Video: Do You Look at Men with Lust in Your Heart?
Are you a virgin? The Christian preachers harassing UC Irvine students on their way to class want to know. Check out this video of them demonstrating the love of Jesus on campus grounds.... MORE »
Latest comment by TheBookworm: these people annoy me SO FRACKING MUCH
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UF - University of FloridaCampus Characters
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Disgruntled Student Spouts Blasphemy After Reading Sappy Forwarded Email

Here is the circulating email in full:
"Just before she became pregnant, Pam fell into a coma after contracting amoebic dysentery, bacteria transmitted through contaminated drinking water.
Her treatment required a series of strong medications. As a result of ... MORE »
"Just before she became pregnant, Pam fell into a coma after contracting amoebic dysentery, bacteria transmitted through contaminated drinking water.
Her treatment required a series of strong medications. As a result of ... MORE »
Latest comment by shawp: People who do not get the joke should also not be taken seriously.
P.S. For the most part, I hate Family Guy.
P.S. For the most part, I hate Family Guy.
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TuftsEvents
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Does God Exist? It's A Definite Maybe.

If there is a God, I hope it's Raptor Jesus.
... MORE »Does God exist? Ah, such is the question that has plagued man since the dawn of time and the creation of the Harry Potter franchise! Personally, I don't know the answer to this question; I checked the back of the book, but it wasn't there. Not even Google
Latest comment by The Peasant: @ Anonymous: I based my facts off of a Facebook event to which I was invited.
I'll do some sleuthing and update it tomorrow if it needs to be changed.
I'll do some sleuthing and update it tomorrow if it needs to be changed.
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UW-MadisonCampus Characters
Video: UW Students: Prepare for Hell, Not Tests
Considering Madison is a Midwestern epicenter for expression, it's not too surprising what you might hear walking down Library Mall. Students gathered around this dude Wednesday to hear his musings on God, Jesus and several reasons why we're all sinners--and to argue with him, and somet... MORE »
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Is Cyber God the New Cyber Sex?

Steven J. Taylor, who I have never heard of, is apparently the VC Director of Academic Computing. It seems this position mostly involves the Sims.
Taylor has re-created the inside of the Sistine Chapel for the computer dork "virtual world" Second Life.
He has some reasons about architecture and academic relev... MORE »
Taylor has re-created the inside of the Sistine Chapel for the computer dork "virtual world" Second Life.
He has some reasons about architecture and academic relev... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: Is it wrong to masturbate to Second Life?
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Vassar - Vassar CollegeEvents
Night at the Museum

Every thursday night for the month of June there'll be "Late Night at the Lehman Loeb." Turns out it's not just staring at artwork that looks like a giant dorito (f*ck you, ellsworth kelly). Tonight, in honor of art, they're showing Blade Runner on the Chapel lawn. Nothing says God like cyberpunk clones.
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