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Lehigh Survey Shows Students Think Greek Life Rocks

Lehigh Survey Shows Students Think Greek Life Rocks

Sometimes good things come to those who wait. Case in point: the results of the fall 2007 Fraternity and Sorority Perception survey at Lehigh University, which was only just released for the first time this week. According to the survey, most people consider Greek life at Lehigh a positive thing, though they find it worrisome that it seems a bit...

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Iowa Sorority Girls Duped By Fake Self-Defense Instructor

Iowa Sorority Girls Duped By Fake Self-Defense Instructor

For the past year, hundreds of sorority girls from the University of Iowa have attended a self-defense course taught by a man claiming to be an accredited instructor. As it turns out, however, he was a fraud—with a surprisingly ambiguous agenda.

 

Naturally, one would suspect that a heavyset, bald man who infiltrates a sorority house with a fict...

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Boise State v. University of Idaho Rivalry Match (A.K.A. party) is on!

Boise State v. University of Idaho Rivalry Match (A.K.A. party) is on!

The bi-annual away game of Boise State  versus University of Idaho is finally upon Bronco fans, but many fans aren’t going to the game. Unfortunately, the Idaho ‘rivalry’ pits an undefeated team against a team running 2-8. Where U of I lacks in football, it makes up for in other areas, like Greek life.

 

With some fraternity houses older than 90...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I am proud of my greek life and football team at U of I.. All BSU has is football... what will they have once their team starts sucking again?

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At Mudbowl, SAE Continues Dominance, Phi and Tri-Delt Draw

At Mudbowl, SAE Continues Dominance, Phi and Tri-Delt Draw

Saturday’s pre-game games at SAE proved to be far more entertaining and satisfying than the game that went on later at the Big House. SAE went into the pit with over 30 guys in their matching gold and purple Under Armour looking clean and fresh… sort of like the Laker girls. The 20 or so Phi Psis looked slightly hobbled and bruised even before t...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: championship. Oh, and raised how many thousands of dollars for Motts Children's Hospital? Put that in your greek week pipe and smoke it next time.

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Mudbowl Tournament Kicks Off, Dozens Wounded

Mudbowl Tournament Kicks Off, Dozens Wounded

SAE's annual Mudbowl tournament took place yesterday as over a dozen frats and sororities finally got to unleash the hate that usually floods our comment boards. For those of you who maintain that sorority girls are prissy b*tches who are constantly concerned with their hair and make-up, you're half right. When it comes to Mudbowl, the concern f...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: at sae. noon.

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Leaked Theta E-mail: Michigan Guys Suck, So We're Importing

Leaked Theta E-mail: Michigan Guys Suck, So We're Importing

I kind of like Theta more and more as time goes on. You know why? Because they clearly do not give two shits about this site, and I have to respect that. This is demonstrated by the fact that out of 296 votes on Ahor’s sorority poll, they have exactly 0%. Not even like three votes that round down to 0%, they literally have zero votes. That is im...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: ask me about my weiner!

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It's Time Once Again for Some Bid Day Mayhem

It's Time Once Again for Some Bid Day Mayhem

Well it’s that time of year, when the next generation of Greek life gets their bids and embarks on a fun semester of chugging microwaved 40s and being subjected to Guantanamo-esque living conditions (unless you’re in SigEp of course). But the real question everyone wants to know right now is who has the “best” new pledge classes. Who came out on...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: you all need to get a life.

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Response to "The List" is Massive, Angry, Hilarious, Unsettling

Response to "The List" is Massive, Angry, Hilarious, Unsettling

So the new list has been up for about 48 hours now and honestly, I didn’t anticipate this much of a reaction this quickly. 5,500 views and 150 comments already? I’ve read all of them, and I’m pressed to address a few things.


- I didn’t post this after bid day on purpose. The list represents a culmination of everything that happened last year f...

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Latest comment by Youarenotfrat: ^Calm down Jeff Roan, your going to scare the sleeves off of my shirt.

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My Pre-Bid Advice to Future Greeks

My Pre-Bid Advice to Future Greeks

You're still the same person...seriously

 

By now you have probably all seen, and aren’t even close to being finished b*tching about, the new list (I’ve got my issues with it as well), so I wanted to give a little advice to the incoming Greek class before the bids start going out. Unless you suffer from serious denial and the inability to take a...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: **** GDIS

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Michigan Greek Mythology: The List (2008)

Michigan Greek Mythology: The List (2008)

Well, here it is, the long awaited 2008 rewrite of “The List.” Last year’s created quite the unanticipated uproar on campus, with over 60K views and 350 comments, and started Michigan OTR on the path to win it's first "Best Alternative Media" award from US News and World Report. This year marks the second annual edition of the infamous list, and...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: tiers:
1- tridelt/kappa/alpha phi
1.5-sigma kappa/theta
2-axo/sdt/dg/chi o
3-pi phi/d phi e/ad pi
4-agd/ae phi

?-zeta?

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How to Get a Bid at a Top Five Fraternity

How to Get a Bid at a Top Five Fraternity

Rushing a frat is much easier than rushing a sorority, mainly because it’s not some highly orchestrated parade where you have to tour each house regardless of how much most of them might suck. If this were the case for frats, it would take a month, since there are more houses than anyone even realizes. Alpha Sig? What the hell is that?


But anyw...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: This is about the stupidest shit i have ever read. First of all houses and their rep are hardly the same from school to school and most anywhere just pretend your a jock, have a car, drink till you puke, claim you

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How to Get a Bid at a Top Five Sorority

How to Get a Bid at a Top Five Sorority

Have what it takes?

 

So I believe that rush is starting sometime relatively soon, so I thought it might be a good time to publish this article for all the freshmen wanting to know how to get into a "top-tier" sorority. I've compiled tips for the top five houses on last year's "The List" (which is going to be rewritten soon, my network of spies ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: well **** me


no seriously.

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The A to Z's of Frat Life

The A to Z's of Frat Life

Here they are in all their glory:


A – Abercrombie, which was once totally frat, but is now just for high schoolers bro.


B – Bro, brosef, broski, brohem. Take your pick.


C – Chill, bro. Like, seriously, you just need to chill. Let’s play some Gamecube.


D – Dorms, which are of course for GDIs. True frat boys live in squalor in soon-to-be-conde...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: If you are not frat, and you are not an athlete, then you are most likely a dorm rat. The dorm rat is the worst type of GDI, often found playing guitar hero in the middle of the dorm lobby. Other GDI dorm rat hobbies include sitti

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Phi Ep Don’t Want No Trailor (sic) Trash

Phi Ep Don’t Want No Trailor (sic) Trash
As we reported earlier this week, 19-year-old Hofstra student Courtney Holt was “forced” to flee school after a group of “vengeful sorority girls” threatened to slit her throat. 

Holt claimed the cult, Phi Epsilon, verbally and physically harassed her and planned to brand her in the groin with a hot fork during their initiation ceremony. 

It h

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Latest comment by Anonymous: id like to stick my pipe in courtney if you know what i mean

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Michigan Greek Mythology: AEPi & Theta

Michigan Greek Mythology: AEPi & Theta
Now you can play along at home!


AEPi is alright.

 

Theta is not as alright.

 

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Latest comment by Anonymous: so that's like 1-2 Jews [walk up, become a brother] class?! Wow, sigep might as well take the menorah from chabad and put it in their front lawn. Oh wait...they lose their house when Sigma Chi comes back.

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NU's Paddy Murphy Week Makes Some Coin

NU's Paddy Murphy Week Makes Some Coin
This past Friday, SAE concluded its week-long annual philanthropy, Paddy Murphy Week.  The procession down Sheridan featured tombstones decorated by sororities, a bagpiper, and what we hope was an empty coffin. 

Apologies to those caught in traffic Friday afternoon when the rubbernecking ensued.  The procession ended at the SAE temple and was f

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Latest comment by Anonymous: BEN GLICKSMAN!

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