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Lehigh Survey Shows Students Think Greek Life Rocks

Lehigh Survey Shows Students Think Greek Life Rocks

Sometimes good things come to those who wait. Case in point: the results of the fall 2007 Fraternity and Sorority Perception survey at Lehigh University, which was only just released for the first time this week. According to the survey, most people consider Greek life at Lehigh a positive thing, though they find it worrisome that it seems a bit...

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Iowa Sorority Girls Duped By Fake Self-Defense Instructor

Iowa Sorority Girls Duped By Fake Self-Defense Instructor

For the past year, hundreds of sorority girls from the University of Iowa have attended a self-defense course taught by a man claiming to be an accredited instructor. As it turns out, however, he was a fraud—with a surprisingly ambiguous agenda.

 

Naturally, one would suspect that a heavyset, bald man who infiltrates a sorority house with a fict...

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Boise State v. University of Idaho Rivalry Match (A.K.A. party) is on!

Boise State v. University of Idaho Rivalry Match (A.K.A. party) is on!

The bi-annual away game of Boise State  versus University of Idaho is finally upon Bronco fans, but many fans aren’t going to the game. Unfortunately, the Idaho ‘rivalry’ pits an undefeated team against a team running 2-8. Where U of I lacks in football, it makes up for in other areas, like Greek life.

 

With some fraternity houses older than 90...

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At Mudbowl, SAE Continues Dominance, Phi and Tri-Delt Draw

At Mudbowl, SAE Continues Dominance, Phi and Tri-Delt Draw

Saturday’s pre-game games at SAE proved to be far more entertaining and satisfying than the game that went on later at the Big House. SAE went into the pit with over 30 guys in their matching gold and purple Under Armour looking clean and fresh… sort of like the Laker girls. The 20 or so Phi Psis looked slightly hobbled and bruised even before t...

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Mudbowl Tournament Kicks Off, Dozens Wounded

Mudbowl Tournament Kicks Off, Dozens Wounded

SAE's annual Mudbowl tournament took place yesterday as over a dozen frats and sororities finally got to unleash the hate that usually floods our comment boards. For those of you who maintain that sorority girls are prissy b*tches who are constantly concerned with their hair and make-up, you're half right. When it comes to Mudbowl, the concern f...

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Leaked Theta E-mail: Michigan Guys Suck, So We're Importing

Leaked Theta E-mail: Michigan Guys Suck, So We're Importing

I kind of like Theta more and more as time goes on. You know why? Because they clearly do not give two shits about this site, and I have to respect that. This is demonstrated by the fact that out of 296 votes on Ahor’s sorority poll, they have exactly 0%. Not even like three votes that round down to 0%, they literally have zero votes. That is im...

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It's Time Once Again for Some Bid Day Mayhem

It's Time Once Again for Some Bid Day Mayhem

Well it’s that time of year, when the next generation of Greek life gets their bids and embarks on a fun semester of chugging microwaved 40s and being subjected to Guantanamo-esque living conditions (unless you’re in SigEp of course). But the real question everyone wants to know right now is who has the “best” new pledge classes. Who came out on...

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Response to "The List" is Massive, Angry, Hilarious, Unsettling

Response to "The List" is Massive, Angry, Hilarious, Unsettling

So the new list has been up for about 48 hours now and honestly, I didn’t anticipate this much of a reaction this quickly. 5,500 views and 150 comments already? I’ve read all of them, and I’m pressed to address a few things.


- I didn’t post this after bid day on purpose. The list represents a culmination of everything that happened last year f...

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My Pre-Bid Advice to Future Greeks

My Pre-Bid Advice to Future Greeks

You're still the same person...seriously

 

By now you have probably all seen, and aren’t even close to being finished b*tching about, the new list (I’ve got my issues with it as well), so I wanted to give a little advice to the incoming Greek class before the bids start going out. Unless you suffer from serious denial and the inability to take a...

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Michigan Greek Mythology: The List (2008)

Michigan Greek Mythology: The List (2008)

Well, here it is, the long awaited 2008 rewrite of “The List.” Last year’s created quite the unanticipated uproar on campus, with over 60K views and 350 comments, and started Michigan OTR on the path to win it's first "Best Alternative Media" award from US News and World Report. This year marks the second annual edition of the infamous list, and...

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