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Palin Transferred Between Six Colleges
By Rachel Scall (09/05/2008 10:06 AM)
So she can't make a decision about college. That should bode well for making decisions that impact the entire country.
Tri Delt May Have Offered Pryor a Recruiting Bonus
By Paul Tassi (02/13/2008 12:35 PM) Tags: best tip in a long time, pryor, greek life
Truth? Lies? You decide.
... MORE » Normally I don't report on rumors, because contrary to popular belief I am NOT Gossip Girl, but this is too good to pass up. I figure I'll use "allegedly" a lot and I'll be good to go. Plus I'm getting more and more convinced this is true as time wears
Latest comment by Anonymous: apperntly she didnt do that well. peace out pryor
The Annual Pre-Party Partner Shuffle is Upon Us
By Paul Tassi (02/04/2008 12:30 PM) Tags: pregame, greek life
A match made in heaven. Clearly.
So the time has come for frats to ask sororities to be their pre-party partners for next year. Love is in the air. Alright maybe not love, but superficial alcohol-fueled lust at least, and I guess that's good enough. Between tips I've received and consults wit... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Michigan Greek Mythology: Alpha Phi
By Paul Tassi (10/25/2007 2:29 PM) Tags: greek life
What do you mean I've idealized them?
... MORE » Alright look, I know I've contributed the the Alpha Phi problem. I wasn't aware my opinion mattered so much when I ranked them #1 on The List, but I should have realized the consequences when I rated them as having the hottest pledge class as well. No wonder
Latest comment by Anonymous: phi sucks, go tri delt and kappa
Bid Day: After the Smoke Clears
By Paul Tassi (10/09/2007 8:54 PM) Tags: controversy, greek life, bid day
The winner, and stillll champion....
... MORE » So I've now had adequate time to sift through most of the new '07 pledge classes. I'm not re-doing The List, but I'll rank the top five sororities, although each requires further explanation.
1. Alpha Phi - What can I say? Great execution. All kinds of hair colo
1. Alpha Phi - What can I say? Great execution. All kinds of hair colo
Michigan Greek Mythology: SAE
By Paul Tassi (10/16/2007 09:18 AM) Tags: shady, assholes, greek life, SAE
It’s more like a bear in wolves' clothing, but I couldn’t find a picture.
Latest comment by Anonymous: weak
Michigan Greek Mythology: DG
By Paul Tassi (09/24/2007 10:25 AM) Tags: preparty, greek life
Alright, now picture it outdoors, in public and more awkward. Although they did have more enthusiasm. Waaay more enthusiasm.
Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Den Super Man Dat Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Den Super Man Dat Hoe
I heard this song no less than ten times in three hours at SigEp’s ... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: we all know dg won greek week because of the brothers of pike...can we say DYNASTY?
Michigan Greek Mythology: DKE
By Paul Tassi (03/03/2008 08:07 AM) Tags: DEEEEEK, george w, greek life
DKE alum George W. shows how to work magic with the ladies DKE-style. I bet AXO would have said yes to him.
... MORE » Welcome back from spring break everyone. Presumably, if you’re reading this you’re not dead, so congrats on surviving a week straight of drinking tequila on a beach or a week straight of boredom
Latest comment by Anonymous: frat shag.
Michigan Greek Mythology: SigEp
By Paul Tassi (09/13/2007 08:37 AM) Tags: convo, greek life
SigEp's "Balanced Man" which the brothers aspire to be. As you can see it really just involves shaving your head and working out a lot.
This is why I like Sigma Phi Epsilon:
Johnny Quest: So if I join, how long’s the pledge term?
SigEp: We don’t have a pledge term.
JQ: What? You’re kidding.
SE: Yeah... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: wow, ok. so sigep is the ****giest fraternity in the country. good going homo
Michigan Greek Mythology: Fiji
By Paul Tassi (01/14/2008 12:23 PM) Tags: boy scouts, greek life
I hear at the start of chapter they say the Pledge of Allegiance then pass around a collection plate to benefit orphaned kittens.
... MORE » After an absurdly long hiatus, MGM is back and ready to explore the fascinating microcosm that is our University's Greek system. I don't plan on accusing anyone of date r
Latest comment by Anonymous: Fiji = BIGGEST pretentious ****S EVERRRR. Especially fall 06. there is some buff kid an some scrawny ass bitch that epitomize the douchiness of the house
Michigan Greek Mythology: ShadyPhi
By Paul Tassi (10/01/2007 08:16 AM) Tags: shady, greek life, convo
Top: ShadyPhi volleyball court concept art
Bottom: Actual end result
... MORE » Bottom: Actual end result
Maybe everyone's too hard on ShadyPhi, or as they're less commonly known, the house with the volleyball court, or as they're even less commonly known, ADPhi. I mean, if you're a member of a house that has cemented such a reputat
Latest comment by Anonymous: Shady Phi has been here since 1846 and has never left campus. Very resilient. Like cockroaches... Who also hide in the shade... Now I get it!
