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RIAA Suing Student For $1 Million, Harvard Law Professor Comes to His Aid

RIAA Suing Student For $1 Million, Harvard Law Professor Comes to His Aid

Back in October, Joel Tenenbaum, an undergraduate at Boston University, received a notice from the copyright infringement boogieman, also known as the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), that he was being sued for illegally downloading and sharing copyrighted music.

 

Today, in a Rhode Island federal court, Harvard Law School Profe...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: love your biased presentation! lol EVIL RIAA... nothing like a little good ol' brainwashing (but hey, the major media is currently addicted to it, so why not?) but anyway, righ

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Sextalk Offers Advice to Inexperienced Harvard Students, Gray-Haired Alumnus

Sextalk Offers Advice to Inexperienced Harvard Students, Gray-Haired Alumnus

Last night, Harvard’s Peer Contraceptive Counselors (PCC) held an open discussion on all things sex. Aptly titled “Sextalk: How to get what you want (in bed),” the event was designed to give attendees a forum to discuss sensitive issues with like-minded peers.

 

Of course, the forum, while open to everyone, was intended for undergraduates—the un...

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Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

According to IvyGate, graduating seniors with aspirations of making it on Wall Street should re-evaluate their short-term career goals–as soon as possible.

 

Speaking to an unidentified Ivy-Leaguer-turned-investment-banker, Dan Haley confirmed that, due to the current economic climate, internships at financial firms have become the unicorn of th...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: You mean I put money in and there will be no return on investment? F#@k.

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President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

Last week, the Nixon Library released over 198 hours of President Richard Nixon ranting and raving about--more or less--everything.

 

From the press to the Ivy League, Old Dick Nixon hated it all, and he wasn’t afraid to let everyone within an earshot know it—whether they cared to listen or not.

 

Thankfully, the mad ramblings of this presidenti...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Way to refer to a former president as looney, though you can say nixon was unstable at times, he created the EPA, he did end the draft, and opened up red china to trade with the west.

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The Self-Proclaimed "Britney Spears of Harvard" Releases New Music Video

The Self-Proclaimed "Britney Spears of Harvard" Releases New Music Video

Outside of Harvard, few have probably heard of Peter Shields, who performs under the moniker Petros -- but for a good reason.

 

You see, our male Britney’s popularity has unfortunately—or fortunately, depending on one’s love for all things tacky, wacky pop—been confined to a remote, desolate sector of Youtube.

 

Thankfully, it’s never too late t...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Bring glory to my...

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Harvard Declares State of Emergency, Endowment Plunges 22 Percent in Four Months

Harvard Declares State of Emergency, Endowment Plunges 22 Percent in Four Months

In the span of four months, Harvard’s $36.9 billion endowment, which is currently the largest in the world, fell by 22 percent, or roughly $8 billion.

 

Eight. Billion. Dollars.

 

Think about that number for a second: that’s larger than the Gross National Product of more than ten countries, and it’s almost certainly a greater sum than the endowm...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: they should put all this money to good use.. so ridiculous

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Former OTR Intern Leads Crusade Against Draconian Harvard Administration, Protests Having Finals on Inauguration Day

Former OTR Intern Leads Crusade Against Draconian Harvard Administration, Protests Having Finals on Inauguration Day

For the uninitiated (and/or our international readers), January 20th is the day President-elect Barack Obama officially completes his transition into the White House. Coincidentally, it’s also the day we kick George W.’s ass to the curb and begin the long, arduous process of burying him underneath the annals of history. Win-win!

 

On that day, m...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: What? George W's ass will unfold on January 20th? An anal of history? Gross.

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The Mumbai Terrorist Attacks Hit Close to Home For Harvard Students

The Mumbai Terrorist Attacks Hit Close to Home For Harvard Students

During the course of the terrorist assault on Mumbai, more than 180 lives were lost.

 

For Alisha Mashruwala ’11 and many other Harvard students, the attacks in Mumbai hit close to home, as many of them still have family and friends living in the now-devastated city.

 

Speaking to the Harvard Crimson, Alisha told reporters that, on the night of ...

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Harvard-Yale Game Puts Nine Students in Hospital, Stirs Controversy Over Yale's Berlin Wall Prop

Harvard-Yale Game Puts Nine Students in Hospital, Stirs Controversy Over Yale's Berlin Wall Prop

Despite Boston’s attempt to rain on everyone’s parade with their draconian alcohol laws, the Harvard-Yale tailgate went off without a hitch.

 

As everyone knows, the best way to gauge the “success” of any collegiate shindig is by reviewing the number of alcohol-related hospitalizations, and this year, there were nine in total, which is admittedl...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i love communism like a fat kid loves cake.

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Harvard Crushes Yale (Again), Alcohol Flows at Annual Tailgate

Harvard Crushes Yale (Again), Alcohol Flows at Annual Tailgate

For the second year in a row, the Harvard Crimson dominated the Yale Bulldogs, shutting out their longtime rivals 10-0 in the 125th edition of the Game.

 

Of course, this result should come as a surprise to no one, especially after Yale’s 37-6 beating last year. Even those wearing the tacky blue-and-white sweaters must admit that it was wholly e...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nwhi8DeKkA

who are these guys? and why do they like furry sex?

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Harvard Unwilling to Sacrifice Endowment for Employee Job Security

Harvard Unwilling to Sacrifice Endowment for Employee Job Security

Harvard University, one of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning in the world, currently has a $36.9 billion endowment that they accumulated through investments, donations and tuition.

 

Think about that number for a second: $36,900,000,000. With such a fortune, one could support themselves and a small country for several years.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: SO WHAT DOES HARVARD CALL HER NOW?



http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/12/education/12harvard.html

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Harvard Lampoon Ex-Prez Andy Borowitz Creates Borowitz Report, America Laughs

Harvard Lampoon Ex-Prez Andy Borowitz Creates Borowitz Report, America Laughs

Comedian Andy Borowitz graduated magna cum laude from Harvard, where he was president of the humor magazine the Harvard Lampoon, which you would never guess if you’ve ever seen Square Pegs, that horrifying 1980’s television series where he got his start as a screenwriter. Borowitz went on to represent black people as actual people in The Fresh P...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: he's wicked funny

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The Harvard Crimson Challenges Yale Daily News to Football Grudge Match

The Harvard Crimson Challenges Yale Daily News to Football Grudge Match

That’s right – the Harvard Crimson staff just laid down the gauntlet to their bitter rivals, and now, it’s up to the Yale Daily News editorial team to pick it up and bludgeon them with it.

 

On November 22nd, the Yale Bulldogs will face off against the Harvard Crimson for the 125th time in one of the most anticipated games of the Ivy League seas...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Or more like, journalists drink too much, Crimson has elections or whatever that weekend, and getting tackled when you've a hangover sucks.

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Eliot Spitzer Avoids Criminal Charges; The Harvard Law Alum Must Have Good Lawyer Friends

Eliot Spitzer Avoids Criminal Charges; The Harvard Law Alum Must Have Good Lawyer Friends

It seems the infamous Eliot Spitzer will get away with his prostitution fun… except of course for losing his job. The former New York governor will not face criminal charges, announced prosecutors today.
 

Last spring, Spitzer was revealed to be a customer of the Emperors Club VIP, a call girl ring busted by the Feds. Turns out, the honorable p...

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Latest comment by delightfulallie: eliott spitzer is a pimp. don't blames me, I didn't vote for him.

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Michael Crichton, a Harvard Grad, Dies of Cancer

Michael Crichton, a Harvard Grad, Dies of Cancer

Michael Crichton, an author, producer and doctor, died at the age of 66 yesterday after a battle with cancer.
 

Crichton is probably best known for writing Jurassic Park and creating the television show ER. Having attended Harvard for both undergrad and med school, Crichton obviously used his medical knowledge in his creations. He was both extre...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I'm touched with his absence inthis world. He inspired always inspired me...

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Harvard Law Professor Takes on the RIAA For "Extorting" Students

Harvard Law Professor Takes on the RIAA For "Extorting" Students

For music-downloadin’ students everywhere, the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) is the boogieman – an ethereal entity that you hear frightening stories about and hope you never encounter.

 

But, not all students are lucky enough to Matrix dodge the “You’re getting sued for copyright infringement” bullet.

 

Joel Tenenbaum, a Bosto...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: One thing which is not said is that the RIAA and Directv have sued many innocent people and accepted large sums from these innocent people to settle. It is illegal to sue someone you kn

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Harvard Teaching Fellow & Former Wasilla Resident Reminisces About Sarah Palin

Harvard Teaching Fellow & Former Wasilla Resident Reminisces About Sarah Palin

Three months ago, no one cared about Wasilla, Alaska or its residents. Today, thanks to John McCain’s running mate, that shanty little town in the middle of nowhere is all people talk about – especially when criticizing Sarah Palin’s qualifications.

 

In the lead up to November 4th, everyone who has been to or lived in Wasilla has become a value...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: She's more qualified than the Obamanator....

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Jared Kushner Gets Ivanka Trump to Convert, Learned How to Negotiate at Harvard

Jared Kushner Gets Ivanka Trump to Convert, Learned How to Negotiate at Harvard

Not since Elizabeth Taylor converted to Judaism for Mike Todd have newspapers been so abuzz with the word “shiksa,” but with reports that Ivanka Trump is converting for the Harvard-educated Observer owner Jared Kushner, “shiksa” is making a comeback.


The New York Post reports:

IVANKA Trump and Jared Kushner have selected an outspoken rabbi who...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: silly jews

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Bill O'Reilly Appears on the View, Proves Himself the Most Offensive Harvard Alum of All Time

Bill O'Reilly Appears on the View, Proves Himself the Most Offensive Harvard Alum of All Time

It’s difficult to believe Bill O’Reilly would have the audacity to call his memoir A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity, but then again, this is the reactionary talking head who dared to talk family values while hassling a female producer with late night calls seeking phone sex. Yesterday, the Loofah Loving Marist/BU/Harvard alum made a thrilling appe...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: How stupid do you really have to be to judge a man by his middle name?

Also, since we're talking about "friends". What about McCain's association with O

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Annual Harvard-Yale Tailgating Fun in Jeopardy Thanks to Boston Laws

Annual Harvard-Yale Tailgating Fun in Jeopardy Thanks to Boston Laws

Nobody likes the city of Boston. If you think otherwise, please stop perpetuating this myth immediately.

 

Still, in its on-going bid to become the most hated city in America, Boston continues to add to the ever-expanding list of reasons to never visit Massachusetts.

 

The most recent addition? Limiting the annual Yale-Harvard tailgate to a meas...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: For the record, ID-ing students should only happen once; the BAT teams will be handing out bracelets, pub-style.

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