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New Survey Says High School Students More Morally Bankrupt Than Ever

New Survey Says High School Students More Morally Bankrupt Than Ever

A large-scale survey has just been released that conclusively shows that the majority of high school students are lying, cheating and stealing to try to get to the top. One culprit is the increased pressure on students to get into top colleges and another is the internet. Here's a rundown of the results:

 

 

  • 30% say they’ve stolen from a st...

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Texas Educator Kaleb Tierce Learns Sex for Grades is NOT OK

Texas Educator Kaleb Tierce Learns Sex for Grades is NOT OK

It’s the intro to a thousand porn movies, many of which Kaleb Tierce probably watched at some point:

 

“Ashley, you’re failing my class.”

 

“Oh, professor, what can I can do to get my grades up?”


"I'm sure we can think of something."

 

But as it turns out, real life is not like porn. Shocking, I know. This is especially the case when the profes...

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No Coed Left Behind: W's Grad Tour '08

No Coed Left Behind: W's Grad Tour '08
Earlier this month, Dubya spoke to the graduating seniors at Kansas' Greensburg High School on the one-year anniversary of a tornado destroying much of the town. Some choice Bushiness that I imagine was written on a tiny Air Force One napkin: "The tornado tore apart the beams and boards that held your houses together, but it could not break the

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Hobo Alert! Knife Chaser Finally Arrested

Hobo Alert!  Knife Chaser Finally Arrested
Berkeley High School is merely a block or two west of UC Berkeley, but even the most casual of observers will notice how much better the high school looks.

Yet even the suave looking fortress that is the only public high school in Berkeley is subject to the strange, strange things that happen in the town.

During a lunch break last week, a home

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Bare-Assed Lacrosse Team Gets Suspended for Prom Proposal

Bare-Assed Lacrosse Team Gets Suspended for Prom Proposal
It’s quite rare for women to witness male creativity at its finest (outside of the bedroom, of course). The few occasions in which it is displayed includes the marriage proposal, the going on a long term separation gift that says “don’t sleep with anyone during your semester in Barcelona”, and of course, asking to the senior prom. 

Thirteen me

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