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Hillel, Google Ads Strike Again

Hillel, Google Ads Strike Again
Google Ads, you've done it again! We thought that Lightning Hebrew was the pinnacle of your keyword-based achievements, but evidently not. Now, you're just straight up slapping the two non-Jews at Tufts in their Gentile faces. Seriously, does Jesus have a lazy eye in that picture or what?

Either that, or it will link you to a Harry Potter Fan Site. Take that, unbelievers.
Latest comment by Anonymous: Scholars of iconography will tell you that Christ's non-lazy eye represents his benevolent side, the one which will put in a good word for you... The lazy eye, then, represents his judgmental side - the one which is constan... MORE »

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Forget the Devil: It's Challahween!

Forget the Devil: It's Challahween!
My god. At this point, this is just too ridculously, positively, unequivocally freakin' easy.
Latest comment by The Philosopher: In other news, I'm still going to hell.

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Hillel Now Secret Spies

Tags: ads, hillel
Hillel Now Secret Spies
TuftsOTR has seen some really weird targeted advertising based on certain strange keywords we've used in our posts.

And of course, Hillel hasn't skipped the keyword advertising, either. Behold LIGHTNING HEBREW. Perhaps it's part of their quest to take over campus.

In other news, I'm going to hell.

Latest comment by The Merry Widow: @ The Peasant: Ignore my above comment. YOU'RE going to hell.

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Targeting 90 Percent of the Student Population: Jewish Jumbos

Tags: chabad, hillel
Targeting 90 Percent of the Student Population: Jewish Jumbos
In the Tufts Jewish community's never ending quest to take over campus, the Jewish Jumbos are now infiltrating the dorms. No, they're not taking the Jehovah's Witness approach, but Chabad House's Mezuzah Lend-a-way is sure to hang high, anyway. Get it? Mezuzahs? Hanging?

Wh... MORE »
Latest comment by The Merry Widow: I totally admit to being creeped out by Chabad, but their butternut squash pie is just so delicious...

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Overheard at Dr. Drew

Overheard at Dr. Drew
Just a few minutes ago a talk sponsored by Tufts Hillel wrapped up in Cohen. The host? Dr. Drew from "Loveline". You remember him from those late childhood nights you stayed up past your bedtime to watch him on MTV.

Tonight was chock full of great one liners and hilarious questions, ranging from penis size, female or... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: cross between a frog and a troll...

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Jews Build Hut, String Fruit Loops

Jews Build Hut, String Fruit Loops
In Hillel's continuous attempt to take over campus (we didn't go to Brandeis for a reason), a sukkah has been constructed behind the Cannon to celebrate the Jewish holiday of Sukkot.

Traditional sukkahs are often intricate constructions of gorgeous decorations, adorned with elaborate patterns of vegetabl... MORE »
Latest comment by The Philosopher: Lox and cream cheese aren't.

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Aoun actually does something: visits Jewish group

Aoun actually does something: visits Jewish group
Stop the presses! Er, blogosphere!

Northeastern President Joseph Aoun is actually doing something: showing the Jews some love.

Today Aoun -- who's been with the school since March and honestly hasn't done that much -- visited the Chabad House in Kenmore Square. Apparently the Chaba... MORE »
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Oh, I Wish I Were an Oscar-Meyer Bison Jerky Sandwich

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Well, Tufts doesn't have a business school, but that sure doesn't stop us from getting our foot in the business door. And of course, repping Hillel along the way.

Jumbo Jonathan Waldstreicher (M '09) helped bring home second place in the Gordon Institute's Entrepreneurial Leadership Pro... MORE »
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