Today I had a sad realization: Perez Hilton is not as funny on paper as when he’s Photoshopping penises and “Lezlo” on celebrity photographs with a caption stuffed with bitchy queen snark. Today the Daily Beast published a passage from Hilton’s new book, Red Carpet Suicide, and it was disappointingly flaccid. There was mention of beyotches and M...

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Former Hilton manager Deborah Smith has recently filed a lawsuit against the hotel for "undirected sexual harassment" after walking in on upper management having an orgy. After entering a banquet room, Smith "discovered an orgy" wherein "various... inebriated... Hilton executives" were "on top of a table engaging in sexual activity". The lawsuit...

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