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New Obama Attack Ad "90 Percent" Highlights McCain's Incessant Blinking During Hofstra Debate

New Obama Attack Ad "90 Percent" Highlights McCain's Incessant Blinking During Hofstra Debate

According to Internet pundits, John McCain blinked nearly three million times in the span of an hour and thirty minutes last night, but sadly, the cameras only captured roughly three thousand of those nervous little twitches.

 

Naturally, the Republican presidential hopeful's involuntary eyelid convulsions are all everyone is talking about today...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Not to detract from the point of your post but…
An hour and a half is ninety minutes which is 5400 seconds. In order to blink three million times in that amount of time he woul

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Iraq War Vets Protest at Hofstra University Presidential Debates, One Trampled By Horse

Iraq War Vets Protest at Hofstra University Presidential Debates, One Trampled By Horse

Around the time that Barack Obama and John McCain bent over backwards to show that they commiserated with the “hurtin’” middle class, two anti-war activists were physically hurt protesting outside of the debate held at Hofstra University. One, Nicholas Morgan, fractured a cheekbone when trampled by a Mounted Unit horse. In the end, fifteen prote...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Exclusive videos, photos, and transcripts can be found here:
http://www.bethemedia.org/2008/10/pandemonium-out.html

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A Star is Born: Joe the Plumber from Ohio Takes Center Stage at the Final Presidential Debate

A Star is Born: Joe the Plumber from Ohio Takes Center Stage at the Final Presidential Debate

Last night during the final presidential debate  at Hofstra between Barack Obama and John McCain, a new American star was born: Joe the Plumber. One might even call the debate Joe’s coming out party, a party graciously hosted by republican John McCain as Joe Six Pack’s fifteen minutes of fame dwindles and America looks for a new addition to the ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Everyone should watch this video before voting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUdjhKbImwE

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At Hofstra Debate, McCain Angrily Blinked His Way Out Of A Win

At Hofstra Debate, McCain Angrily Blinked His Way Out Of A Win

So, after last night’s debate at Hofstra, it’s become clear that there might be an upside to a McCain win after all: SNL would have plenty of fodder to work with. And I’m not even talking about the Palin possibilities, though that would be a treasure trove as well. However, the mockery could thrive on McCain’s quirks alone.
 

The debated proved ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Pixie sticks definitely didnt exist when McCain was a toddler. According to Sarah Palins time line of historical events, it was dinosaurs that were around when McCain was a toddler.

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Hofstra University Excited To Host Presidential Debate, McCain Excited To Attack Obama's Character

Hofstra University Excited To Host Presidential Debate, McCain Excited To Attack Obama's Character

Tonight is the final showdown. During the third presidential debate, held at Hofstra University, John McCain will get his last chance to topple the all-mighty Barack Obama. McCain hasn’t been able to do it in the last two debates, but watch out, he’s a maverick, he could do anything.
 

This snoozefest epic battle will focus on domestic issues, w...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Sorry about the above. The 250k was for Sen. Obama, the 5k tax credit for health insurance was for McCain. Five thousand will buy you no coverage. Even

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Edwards Decides Not To "Distract" College Students With His Disgraceful Life

Edwards Decides Not To "Distract" College Students With His Disgraceful Life

Seems John Edwards has flip-flopped on the issue of public appearances post-scandalous affair.
 

Last we heard, Edwards wasn’t exactly shying away from the spotlight. In fact he was trying to hog it! The cheating scoundrel had added to his public speaking and even upped his price. But now it seems Edwards is singing a different tune – a tune of ...

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Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed

Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed

Co-ed Magazine reported that Jimmy Clausen, Notre Dame’s star quarterback, is in trouble because some pictures show him playing beer pong.

 

Over at College Candy, Syracuse University blogger, Ali, compiled a list of “5 people you don’t want at your next party.”

 

Uncoached went digging through their Saved By The Bell archives to find six hot wo...

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Pepsi Partners with Howard To Honor Fathers

Pepsi Partners with Howard To Honor Fathers
The Pepsi Corporation is partnering with Howard University again -- this time for a nod to Father's Day in the star-studded booklet "Four Weeks for Father." The booklet will feature prominent fathers from the African-American community, including Grammy winning hip hop artist Common, former football player (and Dancing with the Stars contestant)

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Happy Father's Day!

Enjoy the hit song, "Little Girl" by E. Walter Smith
http://www.thelittlegirlsong.com

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Must-Have Summer Tech: Van Der Led WM2

Must-Have Summer Tech: Van Der Led WM2

Remember Dick Tracy, the snazzy yellow trench coat-wearing detective with the walkie-talkie wristwatch? No? Well, Van Der Led, a European electronics manufacturer, apparently does since their new WM2 device looks like a modernized version of Tracy’s signature watch. 

However, instead of a walkie-talkie, the WM2 features a built-in quad-band GSM...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: It's hot, thanks for the tips. I'll try to get a few. (for resale)

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College Sex Diary #1

College Sex Diary #1
When NY Mag started their sex diaries in the spring of 2007, it wasn’t long before college students cried foul. Harvard junior Lena Chen wrote to the weekly, demanding to know why the sex lives of college students weren’t prominently featured in its pages:

I found “The Sex Diaries” [by Arianne Cohen, April 30] thoroughly entertaining, but I wa...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: 0 orgasms? This girl needs to find a better lover...

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Celebrity Soul Stepper Coming to Rutgers

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Who said no one famous ever gives back to the Garden State? On June 7th, the 2007 National Step Choreographer Champion is coming to Rutgers to teach America’s fat kiddies how to slim down.

Jessica Morales, “the step mistress of the Soul Stepping Divas of Omega Phi Beta from New York City,” is the host for New Jersey After 3’s 2nd Annual Step E

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Attention Seniors: Greatest Job Listing Ever

Attention Seniors: Greatest Job Listing Ever
Like many impending graduates, I am spending my last few weeks of college alternatively drinking and looking for jobs. And like many, I realize that I am underqualified for anything I want to do and overqualified for anything my parents think I'm good at (namely, alphabetizing.)

Thus, instead of looking for gainful employment for myself, I will

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Liberating Advice for Young Procrastinators

Liberating Advice for Young Procrastinators
"Get off your badonk and stop procrastinating. Right now. No, not after the Gilmore Girls rerun ends. Now now." 

How does he know?  Yeah I watch it.  I said it.  So, I meant to post about this a while ago.  Go figure.

The nugget of wisdom for the punctually challenged: Once a procrastinator, always a procrastinator.  True story.  Well, says Sl...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: hehe gilmore girls rock

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The Lax Final 4

The Lax Final 4
Our Navys were eliminated by Johns Hopkins, sealing the final four for the NCAA Men's Lacrosse Championship semifinals. Syracuse sports blogger, from Hoya Suxa, spews hate-filled venom in his post, Hate Hopkins: The Road Trip:

"Field work consisting of proving the phenomenon of general jackassery amongst the population of Johns Hopkins athletic...

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Eight Great Summer Drinking Games

Eight Great Summer Drinking Games
Contributed by the umdblogger.

1. Quincy
By far, the best drinking game you've never heard of, and my personal favorite. I've heard rumors that it was started at Michigan, and I have a friend who swears it began at NYU, but either way, you should be playing this game. A mix between quarters and flip cup, once you play Quincy you won't be able

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Latest comment by Anonymous: my brother and i always play this game called date ape. usually he goes off for a while and then after a while, girls start passing out all over the place. i think it is called date ape because we have to pick them up

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The Weekend: Off-Campus Crusades

The Weekend:  Off-Campus Crusades
* In honor of NASCAR Day, make your way over to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Students from Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis (IUPUI) will be car testing and racing on the track as part of their curriculum for “From Indy to the Carolinas.” 

* As previously reported, Jerry Springer will be at Northwestern Law’s commencement c

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Eight Great Blunders of the Greeks

Eight Great Blunders of the Greeks
Fraternities and sororities across the US are getting involved in everything under the sun from inhumane hazing practices to cocaine dealing. As we continue to see these Greek tragedies gracing the front pages, university administrators are starting to raise eyebrows at Greek life on campus. 


8. UC Berkeley Stabbing: Christopher Wootton, a 21-

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Suck yourself "The Astute Fem"! You're caustic about fraternities/sororities because your busted ass didn't get a bid. Go sit on your thumb. Mmkaythanksbubye.

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MTV’s Real World Heads to Brooklyn

MTV’s Real World Heads to Brooklyn
This is news that will send low-key Brooklynites scrambling for their brownstones. Riding high on the successful of its new hour-long format, MTV has okayed the hit reality series for a 21st season in (shudder) Brooklyn, NY.

“The Brooklyn season, like the Hollywood season, will focus on what people loved about ‘The Real World’ when it launched

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Latest comment by Valencia Chang: Season 21?!?! Holy shit, what an ancient franchise..

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8 Great Gangster Movies to See This Summer

8 Great Gangster Movies to See This Summer
8. Scarface (1983)
Alright,so a lot of people would think this movie would be No. 1 or 2. It does have an extremely devoted following, and one of the most quotable lines ever (If you don’t know the line you’ve been living in a hole since 1983). Honestly though, the movie is overrated. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a lot of fun, but if you look a lit

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Latest comment by Anonymous: no way once upon a time in america isnt better then godfather i admit its a good movie but the godfather is just perfect you cant beat it. a good scene in once upon a time in america is when there salt in

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Taser Parties: Dildos For a New Generation

Taser Parties: Dildos For a New Generation
Taser manufacturers are reaching out to female clientele, pitching their wares as a much-needed self-defense tool for a new crop of tech-savvy women. Andrew Meyer would probably disagree!

Dana Shafman used to sell a taser to a woman about every six months. Lately it's more like one a day. This is in large part due to Shafman's Taser Parties, al

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