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Lampoon Hates Trees, Dishonesty

Lampoon Hates Trees, Dishonesty
Rather than rag on the Lampoon for the eight millionth time this month, OTR is seizing upon the chance to provide readers with a refresher course in apocryphal elementary school history.

The tale of a poonster cutting down a tree, as told by Mason Locke Weems:

"This early Sunday morn, a poonster was tempted to run ... MORE »
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