Star gazing can be romantic...or boring. For those of you who want to take advantage of this time-honored tradition for luring a romantic prospect into the darkness and making out with them, the Perseid Meteor Shower will hit its peak tonight and tomorrow night, giving you maximum exposure to sh
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University of MichiganRandom
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University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part II: Place to Get Ass

Without having to pay...
News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories that get a good deal of complaints, I’m opening up a Michigan OTR edition of The University of Michigan’s Bes
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Rutgers - New BrunswickPartying
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No, She's Not Hiding a Barf Bag in Her Bra

Armed with a new sense of alcohol-infused confidence, one young man sets out to explore the undergarments of a lady friend. She welcomes him into her bosom with open arms.
Latest comment by Valencia Chang: ..Still not understanding how I'm a racist...
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Rutgers - New BrunswickFunny
That "Looking For" Category

They've made a lot of changes to things you can choose on Facebook. They got rid of choosing "Moderate" under "Political Views" without being affiliated with the Moderate Party of Sweden, and they got rid of "Spring Break Plans" and "Schedule".
But perhaps more importantly, they got rid o... MORE »
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Potentially Scandalous Post Pops Up on the NU Livejournal Community

Anyone think this post from the NU Livejournal community should just be re-titled:
How can I get away with having sex in a public place without getting caught ... and then take a shower afterwards?
Because really, that seems to be what it's hinting at.
How can I get away with having sex in a public place without getting caught ... and then take a shower afterwards?
Because really, that seems to be what it's hinting at.
Latest comment by Anonymous: there's a reach if i've ever seen one.
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UMD - UMCPText Worthy
Probably Not What He Was Expecting To Hear

Guy: Hey, I really love the way you dance out there.
Girl: Hey, I really love how you try and hook up with everyone.
--Party on Adelphi.
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--Party on Adelphi.
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Douchebag Brags About Homewrecking "Skills"

This recently overheard conversation serves as an important reminder to underclassmen and douchebags: Stop saying idiotic things that clearly identify you as the ass that you are.
Douchebag: Hey, remind me not to talk to your girlfriend. Because I have this like, gift, where I can always h... MORE »
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Appropriate College Park "Bedside" Manner

"So who'd you hook up with last night?"
It seems to be a common question after a routine night in the city of College Park. There's even an urban legend saying that our own statue of Testudo will grow wings and fly away if someone graduates Maryland a virgin.
While that sounds a bit far fetched, it... MORE »
+ Add CommentIt seems to be a common question after a routine night in the city of College Park. There's even an urban legend saying that our own statue of Testudo will grow wings and fly away if someone graduates Maryland a virgin.
While that sounds a bit far fetched, it... MORE »
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Freshman Scoop: Sponcest and Other Crimes of Passion

Pomona freshmen gender-neutral first years, probably the first thing your sponsors told you was that the worst crime you can commit is SPONCEST - hooking up with someone in your own hall. "Well," they said to you, "as long as its a drunken hookup, it's okay. Just no relationships or serious s... MORE »
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He Needs A Lil' More Than Alcohol

Future Frat Guy 1: Dude, do you think this is enough beer?
Future Frat Guy 2: Enough for what?
Future Frat Guy 1: Enough for Kate to hook up with me.
Future Frat Guy 2: I don't think there'd ever be enough.
--Heard in Cumberland Hall's elevator
+ Add CommentFuture Frat Guy 2: Enough for what?
Future Frat Guy 1: Enough for Kate to hook up with me.
Future Frat Guy 2: I don't think there'd ever be enough.
--Heard in Cumberland Hall's elevator














