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The Top 10 Hottest Reality Television Stars

The Top 10 Hottest Reality Television Stars

Just like any other drug addiction that seems impossible to kick, reality T.V. takes over most of my life and I’m not just referring to the late night re-runs. I can never seem to get enough of Audrina Patridge’s sad face or the fact that I am slightly turned on by the overly tanned Bret Michaels. Any way they serve them, I am obsessed with anyt...

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Cornell Columnist Defends the Brazilian GPS-Enabled Lingerie

Cornell Columnist Defends the Brazilian GPS-Enabled Lingerie

For cross-state drivers, Global Positioning Systems (GPS) are a godsend. If you ever find yourself lost while navigating your way to Nowheresville USA (Ithaca), you can simply activate your car’s GPS and allow a robotic-sounding, typically female voice guide your progression.

 

Still, GPS-enabled cars and cell phones are a known quantity. So, Br...

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PILFs: Northwestern's Hottest Professors

PILFs: Northwestern's Hottest Professors

... according to JuicyCampus.com.

The Hottest Famous ACC Alumni

The Hottest Famous ACC Alumni

Move over Big Ten, here are the 10 hottest famous alumni of the Atlantic Coast Conference:

 

1. Nancy O'Dell: O'Dell graduated from Clemson in 1990 Summa Cum Laude with a major in marketing.  Today, O'Dell is a cohost on Access Hollywood.

 

2. Amy Poehler: Funny = Hot.  Poehler graduated from BC in 1993 where she was a member of My Mother's Flea...

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Study Confirms Ugly Guys Try and Date "Out of Their League", No One Knows Why

Study Confirms Ugly Guys Try and Date "Out of Their League", No One Knows Why

Ever gone to a party and, for some reason you can't fathom, end up getting macked on by the most unfortunate guy in the room? Your makeup is picture perfect, your hair is bangin', and your cleavage is out and ready to rumble, and yet you get Sleezy McUgly face slathering cheesy pick ups and come-ons all over you--what gives? Doesn't this d-bag g...

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Where to Get Your Very Own Sarah Palin Objectification Button

Where to Get Your Very Own Sarah Palin Objectification Button

While watching the frenzied, milky-white crowd at the Republican National Convention yesterday, I couldn’t help but notice the buttons that many of the delegates were wearing to support Sarah Palin who was giving her speech that night. We’ve moved past the “Girl Power” stage, and now I guess we’re just telling it like it is. The two examples:


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New Sarah Palin College Picture Unearthed, Sadly No Bikini

New Sarah Palin College Picture Unearthed, Sadly No Bikini

The shirt says, "I may be broke but I'm not flat busted." Classtastic. Although I guess it's good she didn't grow up during the days of Abercrombie or else she might be wearing a "Spitters and Quitters" shirt.

This brings me to a new point, can you imagine all the ridiculous crap that's going to be unearthed about the politicians of the future ...

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Pool Party!

Pool Party!

No Job? Small Penis? Today's Your Lucky Day

No Job? Small Penis? Today's Your Lucky Day
Good Hygiene?
Check.

Hot Bod?
Check.
Disease/Drug Free?
Check.

Small Penis...?

Damn, looks like I'm still out of a job...(I realize there are many directions I could have gone with this, but sometimes less is more)

Link: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/adg/678344485.html

Education in Tanning

Education in Tanning