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You know how sometimes there's something really sexy about trailer trash? Well, that's fairly similar to the reasoning for why we find girls with fake tans so hot. Yeah, we know they aren't real. Then again, we know a lot of breasts aren't real either, but we still like seeing them. And besides, skin cancer is not sexy. So in honor of keeping th...
Many people (mostly ugly girls wearing glasses) say that guys don't approach girls in glasses. That's ridiculous. Guys don't approach ugly girls in glasses. But a hot girl in glasses? That's just taking something good and making it even better. It's like adding whiskey to coffee. So in honor of improvements, let's raise our glasses to Hot Girls ...
Everyone's favorite phallus-shaped fruit is the banana. Come to think of it, I don't know of any others. Either way, bananas are great. And they're even better when they're in a hot girl's mouth. It's kind of amazing to see the depth some of these girls get when they're really hungry... for potassium. In honor of dirty minds, therefore, let's ta...
You know that scene in Risky Business where Tom Cruise has the locker room fantasy? Well, that's every guy's fantasy. It's like taking all those slicked up girls from rap music videos and then getting them wetter. And I think we all know the wetter the better. So for all of you who have never actually snuck into the girls' locker room, we presen...
I first realized how very hot girls in pigtails were back in the 1990s when the Spice Girls got famous. They were all kind of hot, but mostly I just liked Baby Spice. At first I thought it was her physique or her face. Then I started realizing that every time a girl walked by in pigtails, that I was enticed. If you don't know what I mean, check...
Recently PETA has been getting a lot of street cred for their juicy banned Super Bowl commercials. There are hot girls getting excited over vegetables, which we never thought was possible. I've also heard that vegetarians taste better. But there's something about a girl that eats meat. Just think about those late nights of drinking when all you ...
Wigs have always kind of freaked me out. Maybe it's the connection to cancer. Maybe it's the weird feel of plastic hair. I don't know. But when girls wear wigs, there's something kind of hot about it. I mean, it just kind of screams, "Hey, I'm ready for role playing." And that's hot. So in honor of living the fantasy, here are some foxy ladies i...
It doesn't really matter if you know the difference between a plie and a pirouette. There are truths that are self-evident, and one is that all dance movies will have an unequaled number of hot girls. Apparently, those plies and pirouette do the body good. Plus, if a girl can spin on her tippy toes, who knows what else she can do? And I'm not ta...
Ever since Paris Hilton's lame friend called Lindsay Lohan a fire crotch, there's been a lot of interest in redheads. Not because we want to be engulfed in flames, but because they're hot. Blondes: hot but stereotypical. Brunettes: hot but in a nextdoor neighbor kind of way. Redheads: hot hot hot. Here are a few choice selections of the Hottest ...
What is it about a girl in boots that's just so hot? Is it that there are so many great puss in boots jokes? Is it that leather faux or real is hot? We don't know, but add a pair of boots to a hot girl and the hot quotient increases exponentially. So here are some of the hottest of the Hot Girls in Boots.
It was pretty hearthwrenching I'm sure for Cardinals fans to see their team lose the Super Bowl. (Poor John McCain lost the presidential election and now his football team has lost the Super Bowl!) It really looked like those guys had the game thanks to a killer drive spotlighting the prowess of Fitzgerald. Then Holmes knocked the victory dance ...
We like sports jerseys. We like hot girls. But put a hot girl in a sports jersey and it may not be all that hot. Just consider the size of a football player. Then consider the size of most girls you actually find attractive. It doesn't take a genius to realize that they can't just wear the same old jersey. Luckily, there are some very crafty lad...
Political views aside, you've got to admit that a hot girl in camo doesn't get much better. Maybe we've grown up playing too many video games. Maybe we've seen a few too many war movies. But a battalion of hot girls in camo is the kind of attack that we're defenseless against. So since it's far better to see some hot girls in fatigues than see t...
Cheerleaders are hot. We love their little skirts and their little pom-poms and their little ponytails. But we also like a bad girl once in a while. Or at least a girl who looks like she might be. That's why we love tattooed girls. Obviously, we don't love all the tattooed girls. There are a lot of scary ones out there that you wouldn't want to ...
There was a lot of talk circa the election about Barack Obama scooping up the college vote. Across the country young people rallied, and let's face it, a T-shirt with Obama's face on it is a lot better than a T-shirt with John McCain's face on it. Here we have some of the hot young things that got together to vote for Change We Can Believe In.
There's no reason calendars need to be boring pictures of foliage and waterfalls this year with a plethora of sexy calendars released. And just to make life easier for you, we've compiled the Best Hot Girl Calendars of 2009.
Best Calendar for Nerds: Nerd Core
Best Calendar for Russians: CKM
Best Calendar for the Tasteful Man: Jessica Biel
Normally the term “pre-emptive strike” is one associated with George W. Bush, but it looks like the Chinese government also uses this tactic. It has now been revealed that China compiled a list of nine American athletes and one coach that officials believed were most likely to demonstrate at the Olympic Games in Beijing this past summer.
Accord...
Ever gone to a party and, for some reason you can't fathom, end up getting macked on by the most unfortunate guy in the room? Your makeup is picture perfect, your hair is bangin', and your cleavage is out and ready to rumble, and yet you get Sleezy McUgly face slathering cheesy pick ups and come-ons all over you--what gives? Doesn't this d-bag g...
Boo, Aristotle's Son, for your list of the country's ugliest colleges! The economy's in a recession, summer's almost over, and you're showing us pictures of ugly chicks?
Never fear--I have here the exact opposite--a list of the colleges with the hottest girls.
The list divvies them up by grade (A, A-, B+ etc). The A+s will be listed here. Yo...
College dance teams are popping up everywhere on television, the Texas State Strutters were seen on America's Got Talent and the Rutgers University dance team, SassX7, got booted off of America's Next Dance Crew. In honor of dance teams bringing spunk to scripted reality, we've created a Top 5 List.
Here’s a fresh crop of dance starlets who h...
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