1. They're Your Happy Ex

You got dumped a few months ago. She just didn’t feel like you guys were connecting. Well guess what? Well, she sure is connecting now, specifically with the captain of the rugby team. How much longer are you really going to stare at her photos where she’s getting felt-up by that puka-shell necklace wearing douche on th...

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Poster selection is key to having a dorm room that doesn’t make you like either a douche or a dork. It’s a fine line, but I’m here to help you stay on course.

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The “College” Poster – This really should be blatantly obvious by now. This is the least creative dorm poster EVER. It’s an iconic image but there are entire hard drives full of pic...

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