Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to MoMA from here?
Suit: F*ck you, what do I look...
Tourist, indignantly interrupting: No, f*ck you, you motherf*cking piece of sh*t. You don't want to answer, you say "I don't know". All you New Yorkers are a bunch of c*ck-sucking *ssho
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