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Apple Fanboys Find Love On Cupidtino, Android Acolytes Remain Loveless

Apple Fanboys Find Love On Cupidtino, Android Acolytes Remain Loveless

Every person—whether man or woman—keeps a detailed checklist of desired traits that they use to evaluate potential mates. On that wholly unrealistic, yet meticulously crafted list, one often finds strict specifications for height, weight, cup size, intelligence, eye color, hair color, religion, music taste, blood type, foot size, hand size, smel...

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Chasing The Golden-Horned, Rainbow-Striped Unicorn Known As The Verizon iPhone

Chasing The Golden-Horned, Rainbow-Striped Unicorn Known As The Verizon iPhone

Breaking News: the iPhone is coming to Verizon in January.

 

Wait, why are you laughing at me? I’m serious this time!

 

Okay, okay. So, this rumor—and that’s all it is at the moment—is about as tired, beaten and battered as a Las Vegas call girl, but eventually, it has to come true, right? Right?!

 

Citing two sources “familiar” with the matter,...

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App Store Finds: Import Facebook Photos onto your iPhone

App Store Finds: Import Facebook Photos onto your iPhone

If your contacts list is looking a little drab these days and you happen to be a Facebook fiend, you should really check out the iPhone app, Photo Phonebook. There's something really satisfying about having a photo display when someone calls you. Of course, this is something phones have been doing for years but there's something about the way th...

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5 iPhone Apps We Wish Were Real

5 iPhone Apps We Wish Were Real

 When Apple launched the App Store for iPhone and iPod Touch in 2008, users were suddenly given access to a seemingly endless stream of software, games and, of course, tip calculators & fart machines. But even with all of these great applications to choose from, there still feels like somethings missing. Part science fiction and part wishful thi...

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How The iPhone Can Get You Arrested On Your Flight Back Home

How The iPhone Can Get You Arrested On Your Flight Back Home

Upon entering an airplane, the flight attendants will often caution passengers against using any electronic devices during the course of the flight.

 

This, naturally, includes cell phones, pagers (does anyone even use pagers anymore?!) and laptops—all of which are capable of broadcasting wireless signals that interfere with the plane’s electron...

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iFart App Makes Thousands Of Dollars, Proves People Will Buy Just About Any Crap

iFart App Makes Thousands Of Dollars, Proves People Will Buy Just About Any Crap

At least someone is making assloads of money these days… and it’s the creator of iFart. The application is currently the #1 paid program in the app store.
 

Sad, but true.
 

For the low, low price of just $0.99, you can enjoy a wide variety of fart sounds from Jack the Ripper to The Sick Dog right on your iPhone.
 

And, lest you be concerned, ...

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Apple Kills iBoob Application, Breaks Techies' Hearts

Apple Kills iBoob Application, Breaks Techies' Hearts

Apple ruins all the fun. The application store recently denied a new application that would allow users to simply stare at a pair of bouncing breasts. Well, not just simply stare… they could also affect the direction and vigorousness of the bouncing by shaking their iPhone.
 

However, Apple put a stop to the moving breasts by rejecting iBoobs on...

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iBreath, the iPhone Breathalyzer, is the Hip Alcoholic Must-Have Holiday Gift

iBreath, the iPhone Breathalyzer, is the Hip Alcoholic Must-Have Holiday Gift

Do you love Apple almost as much as alcohol? If so we may just have the holiday gift for you. Recently the hipster electronics brand of choice released the iBreath, an attachment for the iPhone which measures blood alcohol level.

 

The LA Times reports:

A new product called the iBreath turns Apple Inc.'s iPod into an alcohol breathalyzer.


The ...

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Don't You Hate It When Your iPhone E-Mails Naked Pictures of You to Random Girls in Your Phone?

Don't You Hate It When Your iPhone E-Mails Naked Pictures of You to Random Girls in Your Phone?

This guy deserves an A for effort, I’ll give him that.


Recently the above post popped up on an Apple forum. To briefly sum it up, a woman found a naked picture of her husband attached to a sent e-mail to another woman. When confronted, he maintained that it was an iPhone glitch and that he was totally and completely innocent. She’s wondering if...

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Fake Calls For iPhone Gets You Out Of Even The Worst Dates

Fake Calls For iPhone Gets You Out Of Even The Worst Dates

Every been on a bad date? Like a really, really horrible one? Of course you have. But, if you have an iPhone, you no longer have to be subjected to these long, painfully awkward encounters. The application is called Fake Calls and it’s exactly what it sounds like.
 

Created by Magic Tap, Fake Calls allows you to “receive a phone call” in order t...

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