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Jessica Alba Bondage Photo Really Makes You Want To...Vote?

Jessica Alba Bondage Photo Really Makes You Want To...Vote?

As part of an effort to get young, horny males to vote this year, Jessica Alba has voluntarily tied herself up for a new ad that reads "Only you can silence yourself" for the youth voter registration site, DeclareYourself.com. Will it work? I've already signed up under 12 different names after seeing that picture, that's how inspired I am.

 

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Jessica Alba is a Math Genius...Stop Laughing

Jessica Alba is a Math Genius...Stop Laughing

It's pretty much a given that if you want your movie to fail, cast Jessica Alba. Excluding Sin City (where her role literally required her to overact) anything she touches turns to box-office dust, including but not limited to Into the Blue, Awake and The Eye. Now there's a new shitstorm on the horizion and it's called An Invisible Sign of My O...

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5-Word Movie Review: The Love Guru

5-Word Movie Review: The Love Guru

A Lobotomy Would Be Funnier

 

 

Final Thoughts:  Let me be blunt – there’s absolutely nothing of value in this movie.

 

Nothing.

 

The Love Guru is more or less an hour and a half of fart jokes, lame name puns, penis references and recycled Austin Powers jokes. Whoever worked on this script needs to retire immediately.

 

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