In the cases of Twilight v. Church and Robert Pattinson v. Jesus, vampires are one-upping religion.
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Study Reveals We Believe in Twilight More Than Jesus: Hallelujah Robert Pattinson

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School is Back in Session & with no Lack of the Weirdos

Campus is bustling with new and returning students finding their ways to their classes for the term. Along with the new students campus acquired some new weirdos loudly demonstrating their ideas and promoting their causes. This crazy man above, who is not a regular weirdo on campu
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Cheesus Christ

Kelly Ramey of High Ridge, Missouri claims that she found Jesus...on a Cheeto.
This raises an important question: is God actually a little man sitting around with a bag of cheese puffs, fingers and lips stained orange?
Welcome to Vermont

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Pre-Game with Santa

Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women
SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women... MORE »
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Aggie Headline: Aggies' storybook season comes to a disappointing close

Hillel, Google Ads Strike Again

Either that, or it will link you to a Harry Potter Fan Site. Take that, unbelievers.
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Make Al Gore Proud

Pregame snack with a few hits of hardcore environmentalism. Tim Flannery, an uber-smart environmentalist with a hot Australian accent, is speaking at 7 p.m. tonight in Edmunds Ballroom.
Go. It's what Jesus would do. He had a thing for Australian accents too.
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Video: Jews, Muslims, Christians, and Masturbators Unite Against Radical Jackass: Part 1
Yes, he’s back. For the second straight year this man has stood on the diag, proclaiming that those who don’t accept Jesus, and sin in the ways of masturbation or homosexuality will be going to hell. Clear... MORE »
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Text Formatting Could be Sign from Jesus


















