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Study Reveals We Believe in Twilight More Than Jesus: Hallelujah Robert Pattinson

Study Reveals We Believe in Twilight More Than Jesus: Hallelujah Robert Pattinson

In the cases of Twilight v. Church and Robert Pattinson v. Jesus, vampires are one-upping religion.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ROB!

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University of OregonCampus Characters

School is Back in Session & with no Lack of the Weirdos

School is Back in Session & with no Lack of the Weirdos
School is Back in Session & with no Lack of the WeirdosSchool is Back in Session & with no Lack of the WeirdosSchool is Back in Session & with no Lack of the WeirdosSchool is Back in Session & with no Lack of the WeirdosSchool is Back in Session & with no Lack of the WeirdosSchool is Back in Session & with no Lack of the Weirdos

Campus is bustling with new and returning students finding their ways to their classes for the term. Along with the new students campus acquired some new weirdos loudly demonstrating their ideas and promoting their causes. This crazy man above, who is not a regular weirdo on campu

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i want that sign
anonymous guy "stan"

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Mizzou, UNC Chapel HillRandom

Cheesus Christ

Tags: Cheetos, Jesus
Cheesus Christ

Kelly Ramey of High Ridge, Missouri claims that she found Jesus...on a Cheeto.

 

This raises an important question: is God actually a little man sitting around with a bag of cheese puffs, fingers and lips stained orange?

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Welcome to Vermont

Welcome to Vermont
Once upon a time there was a high school boy in Juneau, Alaska. His name was Joseph Frederick. He decided to make a 14 foot banner proclaiming "BONG HiTS 4 JESUS" and show it for all the school to see. Long story short, his principle didn't like it, he was suspended for five days and ... MORE »
Latest comment by LeSamourai1: why stop A jesus? like why stop a man named hay-soos? or why stop at jesus.

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Events

Pre-Game with Santa

Pre-Game with Santa
A fan of the Christmas spirit?  As festive as the snowy sidewalks and rainbow-lit facades of campus are, the City of Claremont is getting down Stepford style. From 5:30 to 8 tonight, go wild and crazy in the Village at the 12th Annual Holiday Promenade.  Everyone who is anyone is gonna be there, like Mrs. Claus. (even ... MORE »
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Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women

SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women... MORE »

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UC DavisSports

Aggie Headline: Aggies' storybook season comes to a disappointing close

Tags: sport, fail, jesus
Aggie Headline: Aggies' storybook season comes to a disappointing close
It was referring to Water Polo, but let's just apply it to every sport.
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TuftsEvents

Hillel, Google Ads Strike Again

Hillel, Google Ads Strike Again
Google Ads, you've done it again! We thought that Lightning Hebrew was the pinnacle of your keyword-based achievements, but evidently not. Now, you're just straight up slapping the two non-Jews at Tufts in their Gentile faces. Seriously, does Jesus have a lazy eye in that picture or what?

Either that, or it will link you to a Harry Potter Fan Site. Take that, unbelievers.
Latest comment by Anonymous: Scholars of iconography will tell you that Christ's non-lazy eye represents his benevolent side, the one which will put in a good word for you... The lazy eye, then, represents his judgmental side - the one which is constan... MORE »

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Make Al Gore Proud

Make Al Gore Proud

Pregame snack with a few hits of hardcore environmentalism. Tim Flannery, an uber-smart environmentalist with a hot Australian accent, is speaking at 7 p.m. tonight in Edmunds Ballroom.  

Go. It's what Jesus would do. He had a thing for Australian accents too.


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University of MichiganNews

Video: Jews, Muslims, Christians, and Masturbators Unite Against Radical Jackass: Part 1

News Break: You're going to hell, find out why...

Yes, he’s back. For the second straight year this man has stood on the diag, proclaiming that those who don’t accept Jesus, and sin in the ways of masturbation or homosexuality will be going to hell. Clear... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: who the hell is this guy? I was hoping it was gonna be brother jed in the video when I saw it said "against radical jackass." Brother Jed is funny.

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UC DavisCampus Characters

Text Formatting Could be Sign from Jesus

Text Formatting Could be Sign from Jesus
The Davis Enterprise is running a story called “DCC welcomes all to discuss Bible and homosexuality”. It may seem that the news here is that The Davis Enterprise is “running a story” (yeah, I didn’t believe they were still around also), but the real story lies within the text. The enc... MORE »
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