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The Many Faces of Joe the Plumber: From John McCain Traitor to Translator

The Many Faces of Joe the Plumber: From John McCain Traitor to Translator

As of October 11, 2008, America hadn’t a clue who Joe the Plumber was. That all changed very quickly though, almost as quickly as Joe the Plumber has changed from one iteration of himself to another since. With his recent vilification of former BFF John McCain, it seemed like a good time to get nostalgic and take a little peek down memory lane ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: who gives a **** about this ****?

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Trick Outsourcing with a Plunger: How to Stay Employed Like Joe the Plumber

Trick Outsourcing with a Plunger: How to Stay Employed Like Joe the Plumber

Without being too Tom Wolfe about it, the American economy is essentially hemorrhaging money, except unlike the 1980s, America is partially hemorrhaging money via outsourcing. College students are leaving school in debt to enter a hostile job market and are going defunct on their loans, but there are a few occupations which have been staying put...

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Joe the Plumber Now Joe the Cable Guy Plugging Digital Converter Boxes

Joe the Plumber Now Joe the Cable Guy Plugging Digital Converter Boxes

Oh how the largely obscure and unnecessarily famous have fallen. After the election there were rumors that McCain surrogate Joe the Plumber would be recording his own country album and possibly be the next "Bachelor." So how did all that work out?

 

What he's actually doing is plugging TV converter boxes for a company I've never heard of when al...

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Joe the Plumber Becomes Joe the Writer, A Joe the Plumber Website in the Works

Joe the Plumber Becomes Joe the Writer, A Joe the Plumber Website in the Works

Over the past several weeks, the American media has obsessively tracked Joe the Plumber, and now Joe the Plumber is ready to track America through media. The Ohio blue collar dude-cum-celebrity recently told the Toledo Blade of his intention to launch two websites, one of which will be a political watchdog website, where he’ll wax poetic on econ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: that fool has no idea that this article about him is sarcasm!
there is one born every 15 seconds someone once said....perhaps it was w.c.fields?

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Ralph Nader Surprises Americans, FIU Professor Says Nader Appealing to Joe the Plumber Types

Ralph Nader Surprises Americans, FIU Professor Says Nader Appealing to Joe the Plumber Types

Poor Ralph Nader has about as much chance of winning the election as Chick Fil-A has of overtaking McDonald’s, and yet, this may be his year to earn more votes than any other time he ran for president, with polls placing him at 3% nationally, compared to .5% in 2004. In 2000 and 2004, the Democratic party tried to shake Nader off of the campaign...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I wrote in Nader, I love wasting my vote!

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Fill in the Blank

Fill in the Blank

Joe the Plumber is saying _________ to Megan McCain.

 

Latest comment by Anonymous: Need your pipes checked?

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Joe The Plumber To Become A Country Music Star, Vanderbilt Exclaims "Stay Away From Nashville"

Joe The Plumber To Become A Country Music Star, Vanderbilt Exclaims "Stay Away From Nashville"

The real winner in this election cycle is no doubt Joe the Plumber. That guy went from nobody to celebrity faster than you can unclog a toilet.
 

Joe the Plumber, aka Samuel Wurzelbacher, burst onto the political scene when he pressed Barack Obama about his tax plan. McCain pounced and next thing you know, Joe was the main attraction of the thi...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Joe's boss said he has heard Joe crooning while unpluged toilets ... says he can't sing fer sh*t.

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New AP Presidential Poll Says There are No Guarantees, Joe The Plumber Worked

New AP Presidential Poll Says There are No Guarantees, Joe The Plumber Worked

The walloping lead held by Barack Obama has shrunk, according to a new AP presidential poll. According to the Associated Press, the two presidential candidates are now neck and neck, as McCain gains votes from white people and people earning less than $50,000 per year. Looks like the dumbos actually fell for the Joe the Plumber schtick.


The Ass...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: So the "dumbos" are falling for Joe the Plumber (a real live person despite what SNL says) and voting for McCain?

Well, here's an example of the "intellect" of the average Obama supporter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyvqhdllXgU



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RNC Spends $150,000 On Palin's Clothes, Rest Of America Scrapes By

RNC Spends $150,000 On Palin's Clothes, Rest Of America Scrapes By

The economy may be crumbling, but at least Sarah Palin will look darn good as it does. It turns out the Republican National Committee has spent more than $150,000 on clothes and accessories for Palin and her family.
 

Apparently her Alaskan wardrobe just doesn’t cut it in Washington. At least not during the election. Supposedly after the campai...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Being patriotic doesn't mean spending gobs of cash on clothes. I'm sure she could have worn this and been equally effective at getting votes for her party. http://www.pikkee.com/looks/e20122b57f81bf7adce67fe47cfe0fd6e12460b0?show_talk=true

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McCain Wants You To Tell Him How Obama Will Ruin Your Life With New "I'm Joe the Plumber" Campaign

McCain Wants You To Tell Him How Obama Will Ruin Your Life With New "I'm Joe the Plumber" Campaign

John McCain is refocusing his campaign yet again. No, not on the economy, don’t be ridiculous. To Joe the Plumber of course! Nevermind that he’s not actually a plumber, isn’t actually an undecided plumber, and isn’t actually doing any of the stuff he told Barack Obama he was doing, like buying his boss’s business. He’s Joe the Plumber! He’s just...

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Latest comment by masquerade: i laughed out loud at the last paragraph.
poor mccain. he's trying so hard, but he just comes off as a petulant old man.

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A Star is Born: Joe the Plumber from Ohio Takes Center Stage at the Final Presidential Debate

A Star is Born: Joe the Plumber from Ohio Takes Center Stage at the Final Presidential Debate

Last night during the final presidential debate  at Hofstra between Barack Obama and John McCain, a new American star was born: Joe the Plumber. One might even call the debate Joe’s coming out party, a party graciously hosted by republican John McCain as Joe Six Pack’s fifteen minutes of fame dwindles and America looks for a new addition to the ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Everyone should watch this video before voting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUdjhKbImwE

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