Edwards is canceling his talks on college campuses, but it's not because he's ashamed. Oh no, it's because we should all focus on electing Obama. Right.

And why shouldn't colleges want to pay high fees to hear the morally corrupt politician speak about American ideals?

Rumors floated around last fall that then-presidential hopeful John Edwards was having an affair with one of his campaign staffers. Eh, big deal, right? He wouldn't be a politician without a tawdry affair or two -- even though his wife is sick with cancer.

Now, however

All the news we missed, served fresh.

Slate didn't leave out any details about media bias - they left out DEBATABLE OPINIONS - like the media bias. The media loves whoever is winning. Since Super Tuesday, it was, and has been, and still remains, Barack Obama. This is brilliant and hilarious. Relive all the highs and lows here: