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Cornell Alumnus Says Obama Win "Trashed" the American Dream

Cornell Alumnus Says Obama Win "Trashed" the American Dream

After John McCain’s bitter defeat last week, the Republican Party split into two. While some members of the GOP willingly conceded the night to the Democrats acknowledging that the better man won, others have continued kicking and screaming into the cold, dark night.

 

Case and point: Paul Ibrahim, a Cornell alumnus, is a member of the North Sta...

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Vanderbilt Students Face Off On Election Results...On Facebook, Of Course.

Vanderbilt Students Face Off On Election Results...On Facebook, Of Course.

The first thing I did upon witnessing last night's election results was call my mom and scream myself hoarse with my wonderfully democratic roommates.

 

The second thing I did was of course, check Facebook. Only half an hour after Obama's victory was announced, Vanderbilt students were celebrating, rejoicing, complaining and questioning via Face...

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Obama Wins Presidency, Sweeps Youth Vote; College Kids Rejoice

Obama Wins Presidency, Sweeps Youth Vote; College Kids Rejoice
Students react to the Obama victory in D.C.

Yes, We Did.



Photo: Brendan Smialowski, Getty Images

Joe McCain Hates Virginia Traffic, Calls 911 To Complain

Joe McCain Hates Virginia Traffic, Calls 911 To Complain

University of Virginia students, ever get frustrated with the traffic? Do you ever think to yourself, this much traffic should be a crime? Do you ever consider the high-level of traffic an emergency? If so, you probably feel much like Joe McCain.
 

Joe McCain (or supposedly, according to the voicemail on his phone) is the brother of one John McC...

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If Hollywood Directors Made McCain's Attack Ads

If Hollywood Directors Made McCain's Attack Ads

This is a rather brilliant video I came across which shows what it would be like if A-list Hollywood directors did John McCain's attack ads (unlikely considering most of them are probably for Obama, but we can still imagine).

 

The first is by John Woo, where the only flaw is that John McCain is not played by Nicholas Cage, the second is an bare...

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Are Your Parents Hanging Out with the Wrong Crowd? (Republicans)

Are Your Parents Hanging Out with the Wrong Crowd? (Republicans)

With the presidential election coming up it is important to talk to your parents about voting for John McCain, it isn't as hard as you think, and even though it might be awkward, your parents will listen to you.

 

Are your parents at risk ? Watch out for these warning sings:

  1. Prefacing every sentence with "Lemme give you a little straight ta...

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McCain Wants You To Tell Him How Obama Will Ruin Your Life With New "I'm Joe the Plumber" Campaign

McCain Wants You To Tell Him How Obama Will Ruin Your Life With New "I'm Joe the Plumber" Campaign

John McCain is refocusing his campaign yet again. No, not on the economy, don’t be ridiculous. To Joe the Plumber of course! Nevermind that he’s not actually a plumber, isn’t actually an undecided plumber, and isn’t actually doing any of the stuff he told Barack Obama he was doing, like buying his boss’s business. He’s Joe the Plumber! He’s just...

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New Obama Attack Ad "90 Percent" Highlights McCain's Incessant Blinking During Hofstra Debate

New Obama Attack Ad "90 Percent" Highlights McCain's Incessant Blinking During Hofstra Debate

According to Internet pundits, John McCain blinked nearly three million times in the span of an hour and thirty minutes last night, but sadly, the cameras only captured roughly three thousand of those nervous little twitches.

 

Naturally, the Republican presidential hopeful's involuntary eyelid convulsions are all everyone is talking about today...

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Hayden Panettiere Wants You to Vote for John McCain

Hayden Panettiere Wants You to Vote for John McCain

Hayden Panettiere has a new PSA for funnyordie.com, which you should be able to guess, isn’t an actual voting PSA. She says there are three things all Americans should do, smoke cigarettes, vote for John McCain, and don’t wear a seatbelt. I won’t ruin the rest of the jokes, but it’s actually pretty damn funny.


But the real reason the video is e...

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Ralph Nader Visits Dartmouth, Slams Students For Not Caring

Ralph Nader Visits Dartmouth, Slams Students For Not Caring

Did you know that there is a third candidate running for president of the United States?

 

Of course you didn’t, because no one cares about a non-Republican, non-Democratic nominee.

 

Still, rest assured, there is one, and his name is Ralph Nader.

 

On Monday, Nader, who is running as an independent in his fourth consecutive presidential bid, he...

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