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Cops Arrest Woman For Overdue Library Books

Cops Arrest Woman For Overdue Library Books

The next time you decide to take out thirty books from the school library and return them late – don’t; otherwise, you’ll end up in jail like 20-year-old Heidi Dalibor of Grafton, Wisconsin.

 

The Associated Press reports:

[Heidi Dalibor] was surprised when officers with a warrant knocked on her door, cuffed her and took her to the police stati...

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Students At Risk For Hearing Loss

Students At Risk For Hearing Loss

Pull out those iPod earbuds because we’re all at risk for hearing loss. A study was just released that suggests that hearing loss is at an all-time high. The Debbie Downer of this study is that problem is affecting our age group more than anyone else. So stop making fun of your 80 year old grandpa because you’ll soon join him sporting hearing ai...

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Sex & the City: The College Edition

Sex & the City: The College Edition

Yes, everyone thinks their group of "fabulous" and "fierce" friends are candidates for the next wave of Sex & the City. Even Miley Cyrus wants a piece, with the teen posting pictures of her and her prepubescent, training bra-clad friends in risque situations.

 

This is a sample of Miley getting her game face on for her

purportedly Y-7 version ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: http://www.cheapclothesshop.com/ Women's clothing

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Must-Have Bathroom Items

Must-Have Bathroom Items

Men are notorious for avoiding shopping at all costs...even for necessities such as underwear and socks. So all you slothful men out there, mosey on over to the fred flare website and purchase yourself the Men's Underwear Repair Kit which swiftly patches up rips, tears and other problems with your fave 'vintage' briefs. 

 

Summer jobs and intern...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: nice and cool
can we changed it

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6 Celebs Say They Wish They'd Known Sooner

6 Celebs Say They Wish They'd Known Sooner

We have all gone through different stages of our lives wishing we had known better. We can’t turn back time, but we can learn from our experiences.  Kudos to the following celebrities as they dish on what they wish they had known sooner.

 

* Adam Sandler: “I would probably just tell myself to relax and not be so anxious.” He offers this piece of...

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5-Word Movie Review: The Love Guru

5-Word Movie Review: The Love Guru

A Lobotomy Would Be Funnier

 

 

Final Thoughts:  Let me be blunt – there’s absolutely nothing of value in this movie.

 

Nothing.

 

The Love Guru is more or less an hour and a half of fart jokes, lame name puns, penis references and recycled Austin Powers jokes. Whoever worked on this script needs to retire immediately.

 

Yes – that means you, Mi...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: You don't want to see a midget being shot into a Hockey net?

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How to Avoid Embarrassment at Your Internship

How to Avoid Embarrassment at Your Internship

A horrible horrible thing happened to me the other day. As I was preparing to leave the office I'm interning at this summer, my Blackberry buzzed. Normally, this is excellent news: a potential party, a juicy email. This time, however, it was a Facebook friend request. From my boss.

 

Sh*t

Never mind the fact that my boss is young, blonde, and ...

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Latest comment by Steph: I will atest: I've NOT hired people because of what I've seen on their Facebook pages.

And uhh, for that matter, I've probably been NOT hired because of what's on mine. :)

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5-Word Review: Secret Diary of a Call Girl

5-Word Review: Secret Diary of a Call Girl

Sex Sprinkled With Witty Humor

 

Showtime has premiered the UK’s wildly popular Secret Diary of a Call Girl. The show, starring Billie Piper, is best described by its title – Piper plays Hannah by day and Belle de Jour by night - a well-paid, high class London escort.

A little hesitant to watch the show, I couldn’t fight the temptation any lon...

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College Sex Diary #4

College Sex Diary #4

Female, sophomore at Tufts, single, bi-curious

 

DAY ONE
2:01 p.m. Finished my last final. Thank f*ck. Packed up for my trip home, get the hell off campus. I’m beyond stoked to be done for the semester.

 

3:15 p.m. Traffic is horrible, wonder which bag I packed my vibrator in. Masturbating on the highway could be kinda hot.

 

6:12 p.m. Decide I ...

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Why We Should Give Amy Winehouse a Break

Why We Should Give Amy Winehouse a Break

 After the not-so-shocking report that Amy Winehouse has been recently admitted to a hospital once again, I’m left to wonder – is she really in such bad shape or is the media to blame for trying to inflate the situation?

 

Amy Winehouse begun to top US music charts and has continued to gain momentum in the US with hits like the ironically title...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I think Amy deserves a break. I watched her glastonbury performance on the internet there and i thought it was great despite the many negative comments it recieved. what i love is the raw talent that shines through even

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How To Get Laid at a Wedding

How To Get Laid at a Wedding

Aw, summertime.

The weather is great, the flowers are blooming and love is in the air.  Err, at least for some people.


We all know that guys have to be on their game in order to get lucky with the ladies. Here are a couple tips for both sexes on how to get laid at the next wedding adventure you are obligated to attend.


For the Men


1. Always c...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Oh, Wedding Crashers was *definitely* about getting laid at the weddings -- that was the guys' whole reason for crashing in the first place

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Must-Have Summer Tech: glo Pillow

Must-Have Summer Tech: glo Pillow

The worst thing about getting up for class and/or work in the morning is the sound of my alarm clock.

 

Seriously, I hate it.

 

Nothing – and I do mean nothing – sucks more than waking up from my beach vacation with Scarlett Johansson to the sound of my clock radio raping my eardrums.

 

Thankfully, the fine folks over at Embryo have developed a ...

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Latest comment by aquamarine: It seems like a good idea but considering it's a pillow, I would be more likely to go back to sleep.

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Book For the Beach: Dear American Airlines

Book For the Beach: Dear American Airlines

Dear American Airlines

Jonathan Miles

 

You might not want to crack another book until fall semester, but one of the summer's best beach reads, Dear American Airlines, is witty, hysterical and (thank God!) a mere 180 pages.  You'll breeze through it before you even finish a six-pack.

 

The book’s main character, Benjamin Ford, is stranded at Ch...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Where is the bio of photo chick?

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Six Signs Your Long-Distance Love Is Doomed

Six Signs Your Long-Distance Love Is Doomed

1) Lack of sex. Being sexually frustrated and not being able to just hook up is frustrating.

2) You cheat…most likely because of the sexual frustration.

3) …or get cheated on. You can’t blame your lover for being miles and miles away from you with temptation all around and not expect him or her to stray.

4) Neither of you has enough time to ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Thats not true!
My relationship with a guy in Zimbabwe works fine, because we email every day and we trust each other.
You should try it :)

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Pentagon Steals College Professors

Pentagon Steals College Professors
From Stephen Barr in today's Washington Post:

Military power requires brainpower, and the Defense Department is moving to engage a new generation of scientists and engineers to conduct research that may pay off in technological breakthroughs for the nation's military.

The department last week announced the selection of six university professo

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Latest comment by mike: no chance i'm reading all that

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$10 Well Spent: Absinthe Gummi Bears

$10 Well Spent:  Absinthe Gummi Bears
From the genius of hunky, tattooed chef Sam Manson comes a glorious new gelatin creation: Absinthe Gummi Bears.

According to the guys at UrbanDaddy, the bears are 85% absinthe, “with just a touch of gelatin and sugar added to keep things solid.”

The good news? You don’t even have to order booze to snag one! Bears are served as a compliment t

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Latest comment by Lil' G: I gotta get some of those guys! I hope it doesn't taste gross.

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Monday Morning News Round-Up

Monday Morning News Round-Up
* Baltimore may become the first city to try to ban the sale of individual small cigars after a recent study by Johns Hopkins found almost 25% of youth ages 18 to 25 smoked cheap cigars in the last 30 days. 
Source:  Al Tompkins at Poynter 

* Sen. Edward M. Kennedy will undergo surgery today at Duke University Medical Center for his cancerous b

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The Lax Final 4

The Lax Final 4
Our Navys were eliminated by Johns Hopkins, sealing the final four for the NCAA Men's Lacrosse Championship semifinals. Syracuse sports blogger, from Hoya Suxa, spews hate-filled venom in his post, Hate Hopkins: The Road Trip:

"Field work consisting of proving the phenomenon of general jackassery amongst the population of Johns Hopkins athletic...

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Georgetown the Loser in NCAA Lax Tournament

Georgetown the Loser in NCAA Lax Tournament
Lacrosse fans roar!!!! The NCAA posted the final picks for the Division I championship tournament this year. The 16 bad-a*s teams were posted this Sunday, and of course there's always a whiner. 

Georgetown University was left out of the big 16 this year, and sports blogger Matt Glaude posted a delicious tirade about Georgetown's head coach Davi

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Hofstra Lacrosse to Tango with Johns Hopkins

Hofstra Lacrosse to Tango with Johns Hopkins
Trailing by two with less than two minutes left, second-seeded Hofstra wiped out the deficit in a 27-second span and stunned the Dragons on Tom Dooley's goal 11 seconds into overtime before a crowd of 1,052 yesterday.

Hofstra (10-5) earned the automatic NCAA berth for the second time in three seasons, and will now face defending champion Johns

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Go Hofstra!

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