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Cops Arrest Woman For Overdue Library Books

Cops Arrest Woman For Overdue Library Books

The next time you decide to take out thirty books from the school library and return them late – don’t; otherwise, you’ll end up in jail like 20-year-old Heidi Dalibor of Grafton, Wisconsin.

 

The Associated Press reports:

[Heidi Dalibor] was surprised when officers with a warrant knocked on her door, cuffed her and took her to the police stati...

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Students At Risk For Hearing Loss

Students At Risk For Hearing Loss

Pull out those iPod earbuds because we’re all at risk for hearing loss. A study was just released that suggests that hearing loss is at an all-time high. The Debbie Downer of this study is that problem is affecting our age group more than anyone else. So stop making fun of your 80 year old grandpa because you’ll soon join him sporting hearing ai...

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Sex & the City: The College Edition

Sex & the City: The College Edition

Yes, everyone thinks their group of "fabulous" and "fierce" friends are candidates for the next wave of Sex & the City. Even Miley Cyrus wants a piece, with the teen posting pictures of her and her prepubescent, training bra-clad friends in risque situations.

 

This is a sample of Miley getting her game face on for her

purportedly Y-7 version ...

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Must-Have Bathroom Items

Must-Have Bathroom Items

Men are notorious for avoiding shopping at all costs...even for necessities such as underwear and socks. So all you slothful men out there, mosey on over to the fred flare website and purchase yourself the Men's Underwear Repair Kit which swiftly patches up rips, tears and other problems with your fave 'vintage' briefs. 

 

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6 Celebs Say They Wish They'd Known Sooner

6 Celebs Say They Wish They'd Known Sooner

We have all gone through different stages of our lives wishing we had known better. We can’t turn back time, but we can learn from our experiences.  Kudos to the following celebrities as they dish on what they wish they had known sooner.

 

* Adam Sandler: “I would probably just tell myself to relax and not be so anxious.” He offers this piece of...

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5-Word Movie Review: The Love Guru

5-Word Movie Review: The Love Guru

A Lobotomy Would Be Funnier

 

 

Final Thoughts:  Let me be blunt – there’s absolutely nothing of value in this movie.

 

Nothing.

 

The Love Guru is more or less an hour and a half of fart jokes, lame name puns, penis references and recycled Austin Powers jokes. Whoever worked on this script needs to retire immediately.

 

Yes – that means you, Mi...

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How to Avoid Embarrassment at Your Internship

How to Avoid Embarrassment at Your Internship

A horrible horrible thing happened to me the other day. As I was preparing to leave the office I'm interning at this summer, my Blackberry buzzed. Normally, this is excellent news: a potential party, a juicy email. This time, however, it was a Facebook friend request. From my boss.

 

Sh*t

Never mind the fact that my boss is young, blonde, and ...

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5-Word Review: Secret Diary of a Call Girl

5-Word Review: Secret Diary of a Call Girl

Sex Sprinkled With Witty Humor

 

Showtime has premiered the UK’s wildly popular Secret Diary of a Call Girl. The show, starring Billie Piper, is best described by its title – Piper plays Hannah by day and Belle de Jour by night - a well-paid, high class London escort.

A little hesitant to watch the show, I couldn’t fight the temptation any lon...

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College Sex Diary #4

College Sex Diary #4

Female, sophomore at Tufts, single, bi-curious

 

DAY ONE
2:01 p.m. Finished my last final. Thank f*ck. Packed up for my trip home, get the hell off campus. I’m beyond stoked to be done for the semester.

 

3:15 p.m. Traffic is horrible, wonder which bag I packed my vibrator in. Masturbating on the highway could be kinda hot.

 

6:12 p.m. Decide I ...

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Why We Should Give Amy Winehouse a Break

Why We Should Give Amy Winehouse a Break

 After the not-so-shocking report that Amy Winehouse has been recently admitted to a hospital once again, I’m left to wonder – is she really in such bad shape or is the media to blame for trying to inflate the situation?

 

Amy Winehouse begun to top US music charts and has continued to gain momentum in the US with hits like the ironically title...

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