Somebody needs to let Brad Pitt in on a little secret: in America Christmas is about big, shiny, plastic presents. Has he ever even been to a shopping mall? Has he even seen “Jingle All the Way”? It appears not, what with his recent comments about his It’s a Small World clan of kids being given small presents despite the fact that he and his ho...

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Angelina Jolie is America’s favorite MILF, and now she’s showing off the kids, both literally and colloquially. She graces the November cover of W Magazine breastfeeding a baby, with pictures in the magazine purported to be the Jolie-Pitt family’s “private photos.” Whether or not the photos are composed of private moments, they’re hardly “privat...

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