UMN - University of MinnesotaNews

Recount Under Way In Minnesota: Even-Handed, Civil, Boring As Hell

Recount Under Way In Minnesota: Even-Handed, Civil, Boring As Hell

The nail-biter of a senatorial race between incumbent Norm Coleman and former SNL cast member Al Franken was too close to call on election night, and is currently in the process of a mandatory recount. With Coleman currently leading by just over 200 votes,

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UNLVBitchin 'N Moanin

Students at UNLV living on Williams 1st floor suffer boring lectures on diversity

Students at UNLV living on Williams 1st floor suffer boring lectures on diversity

For those who choose to live on William's 1st floor beware of the catch that comes along with it. The first floor of William's is considered the DLLC, meaning The Diversity Living and Learning Community upon entering your room RA's are instr

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UNC Chapel Hill, Duke, NC State - NCSUNews

Town of Chapel Hill Trying to Ruin All of UNC's Fun This Halloween

Town of Chapel Hill Trying to Ruin All of UNC's Fun This Halloween

As the result of a somewhat paranoid fit, the town of Chapel Hill will be shutting down the traditional Franklin Street Halloween celebration at midnight. That's right, midnight.

 

The Daily Tar Heel reported:


Past celebrations have ended at about

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Latest comment by Anonymous: this won't end well

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Notre Dame Students Stage Gitmo Protest: Lose Liberal Street Cred

Notre Dame Students Stage Gitmo Protest: Lose Liberal Street Cred

Isn't protesting Gitmo a bit played out by now?

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Latest comment by Anonymous: This is so funny. I wonder, did the protesters do the same thing the detainees do by making a human cocktail? Yeah, the one where they poop, pee, spit, and ejaculate in then wait ... MORE »

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College OTRSports

The Top 10 Lamest Onscreen Athletes

Tags: lame, top 10
The Top 10 Lamest Onscreen Athletes
10. Ryan Dunne - Summer Catch9. The Eden Hall Varsity Team - D3: The Mighty Ducks8. Bobby Boucher Jr. - The Waterboy7. Joe Cooper and Doug Remer - Baseketball6. Juwanna Mann - Juwanna Mann5. The Monstars - Space Jam4. Jackie Moon - Semi-Pro3. Buddy - Air Bud series2. Jonathan Cross - Rollerball1. Troy Bolton - High School Musical series

 Everyone remembers when Rudy scored a touchdown or when Smalls hit a homerun over the fence, but what about the would-be sports heroes of cinema who just are flat out lame?

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Latest comment by broseph: I'm going to have to disagree with #7. Given that it's hard to call Joe Cooper & Doug Remer actual "athletes," that movie is Trey and Matt's over-the-top satire at it's finest.

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College OTRHot People

Britney and Brand Make 2008 VMAs Lamer than Ever

Britney and Brand Make 2008 VMAs Lamer than Ever

Remember when the VMAs were like, the coolest thing ever? Remember when Britney Spears didn't act like she'd undergone a lobotomy? Remember when Bill Clinton was president? Yeah those are all about the same time frame.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Am I the only one that loves Russell Brand and thinks he was absolutely hilarious, political incorrectness and all??

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JMU - James MadisonPartying

The Cure-All to Lame Parties

The Cure-All to Lame Parties

Upon my return to school to begin my last two years of college as the upperclassmen that makes fun of all of the freshmen that I once was, I stumbled (literally, thanks to the enormous amounts of alcohol consumed after a very dry summer) into a realization about parties and that realization is this: t

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Latest comment by Jmaddy University: Tucker Max is awesome.

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Hot People

Video: Awesomeness +10

I don't know about elsewhere, but in college this definitely yields the following attributes:

Awesomeness +10
Popularity +10
Chances of Getting Laid (Sober or Drunk): -100
Years Until Losing Virginity: +100

Keep on playing WOW, Kids.
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OSU - Ohio StateNews

Breaking News: Your Commencement Speech Will Be Lame

Breaking News: Your Commencement Speech Will Be Lame
The Lantern recently broke a story on who the Spring Commencement Speaker will be, Brian Williams. Williams, an NBC news anchor, will speak to 7500 graduates about how hard it is to live in the shadow of Tom Brokaw.

Yawn.

When will OSU get an exciting commencement speaker? Last ye... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: How do you know when you are at an OSU graduation?

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University of MichiganPartying

IFC Votes to Ban Beer, Fun, Freshmen from Frat Parties

IFC Votes to Ban Beer, Fun, Freshmen from Frat Parties
Everyone's feelings exactly.

According to my source in the IFC, the Greek governing body just voted to make all frat parties completely BYOB from now on. Like, legitimitely BYOB, none of this "number on the hand so I can go get your beer from behind this bar" shuck and jive that's been cl
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Latest comment by Anonymous: it will not be passed by the presidents that sit around the table

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