The nail-biter of a senatorial race between incumbent Norm Coleman and former SNL cast member Al Franken was too close to call on election night, and is currently in the process of a mandatory recount. With Coleman currently leading by just over 200 votes,
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Recount Under Way In Minnesota: Even-Handed, Civil, Boring As Hell

Students at UNLV living on Williams 1st floor suffer boring lectures on diversity

For those who choose to live on William's 1st floor beware of the catch that comes along with it. The first floor of William's is considered the DLLC, meaning The Diversity Living and Learning Community upon entering your room RA's are instr
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As the result of a somewhat paranoid fit, the town of Chapel Hill will be shutting down the traditional Franklin Street Halloween celebration at midnight. That's right, midnight.
The Daily Tar Heel reported:
Past celebrations have ended at about
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Notre Dame Students Stage Gitmo Protest: Lose Liberal Street Cred

Isn't protesting Gitmo a bit played out by now?
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The Top 10 Lamest Onscreen Athletes

Everyone remembers when Rudy scored a touchdown or when Smalls hit a homerun over the fence, but what about the would-be sports heroes of cinema who just are flat out lame?
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Britney and Brand Make 2008 VMAs Lamer than Ever

Remember when the VMAs were like, the coolest thing ever? Remember when Britney Spears didn't act like she'd undergone a lobotomy? Remember when Bill Clinton was president? Yeah those are all about the same time frame.
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The Cure-All to Lame Parties

Upon my return to school to begin my last two years of college as the upperclassmen that makes fun of all of the freshmen that I once was, I stumbled (literally, thanks to the enormous amounts of alcohol consumed after a very dry summer) into a realization about parties and that realization is this: t
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Breaking News: Your Commencement Speech Will Be Lame

Yawn.
When will OSU get an exciting commencement speaker? Last ye... MORE »
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IFC Votes to Ban Beer, Fun, Freshmen from Frat Parties

According to my source in the IFC, the Greek governing body just voted to make all frat parties completely BYOB from now on. Like, legitimitely BYOB, none of this "number on the hand so I can go get your beer from behind this bar" shuck and jive that's been cl
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