Just because Bristol Palin has given her newborn son the second worst name ever (second only to that of her brother Trig), Tripp, doesn’t mean she’s lazy. And Sarah Palin wants to make sure everyone knows that Bristol and her baby daddy Levi Johnston are absolutely not high school dropouts (that could seriously hinder Palin 2012.) Sure, Johnston...

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Elin Nordegren, i.e. Mrs. Tiger Woods, is preggers again. Elin gave birth to their daughter Sam in June 2007, six years after the couple met at the British Open, where Nordegren was working as a nanny to golfer Jesper Parnevik. Being a mom is remarkably similar to being a nanny, except with longer hours and no hourly wages, so it’s no surprise N...

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Levi Johnston may have stated on his MySpace page, “I don’t want kids,” but that’s too bad since the 17-year-old will soon be having a baby with Bristol Palin, the daughter of republican veep nominee Sarah Palin. Since Palin has made her anti-abortion stance pretty clear, it looks like unless Bristol takes a stab at teenage rebellion, the two wi...

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