Congratulations to Keenan Altunis for winning a million dollars a month for life. Wait -- no, screw that guy; he's already a multimillionaire.
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Whartonite Wins Lottery, Feigns Interest For The Cameras

Latest comment by Anonymous: It's cool guys, he's British, so the winnings are only half as valuable in his home currency.
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Screwed If You Forget to Pre-Register

Penn State’s athletic department can’t seem to decide how to give students access to game day events. After announcing another new ticket scheme, PSU students are wondering if the system is fair – especially compared to other schools.... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: Michigan does the same thing.
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Rigging the McCain/Obama Ticket Lottery

Several years ago, I had to read a short story called "The Lottery." It described an idyllic small town in which the winner of an annual lottery was stoned to death by the entire community. (I don't really remember why; I think it was just for kicks or maybe in hopes of a good harvest.) The image
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