No matter what people say about taking organic chemistry or solving long math problems, I maintain that being an English major is the most difficult on campus. I became an English major for the same reasons as any other of my fellow fools: I loved to read and write, and hope not t

With the economy the way it is now, there is one thing on every worried college students' mind: getting a job after college. And more importantly, getting a job that pays, and pays well after college. In years past, gloaty finance majors would have snagged the cake on thi

 It's...self-replicating? And likes to hide in cold, dark places...