Facebook Marketplace has been around for awhile now.
But some jokes apparently never get old. Take, for example, the listing for a kid named Brandon under "free stuff:"
"Honestly he's getting to expensive to keep. We can't afford to feed him anymore. He's pretty much house-br... MORE »
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What did people do before Facebook Marketplace? Oh yea, CraigsList.
This gem was found recently on the OSU Marketplace under job listings.
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This gem was found recently on the OSU Marketplace under job listings.
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Listed under "My Goddamn Turtle":
If you found a turtle in a cage, with a turtle statue alongside it, in the archway of Gamma Phi this week, then you're the person I'm looking for. Please email me.
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Facebook Marketplace Hijinks: Part Trois
Should have used one of these, Facebook poster.
Listed under "My Goddamn Turtle":
If you found a turtle in a cage, with a turtle statue alongside it, in the archway of Gamma Phi this week, then you're the person I'm looking for. Please email me.
It's hard to tell if this kid was so drunk/h... MORE »
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Facebook Marketplace Hijinks: Part Deux
Listed under "FREE - Star Wars History and Explication":
"I am offering my services in providing a historically accurate portrait of the Star Wars universe, including all sentient and most non-sentient creatures, for free. Learn why Oola the Twi-lek dancing girl decided to fight back against ... MORE »
+ Add Comment"I am offering my services in providing a historically accurate portrait of the Star Wars universe, including all sentient and most non-sentient creatures, for free. Learn why Oola the Twi-lek dancing girl decided to fight back against ... MORE »
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A posting on Northwestern's Marketplace entitled, "Who wants to go to the gym with me?":
I'm looking for a gym partner 2-3 times a week (preferably mornings) to do weights / strength training. I know my way around a gym pretty well and spent 2 years on the crew team, so... MORE »+ Add Comment
Facebook Marketplace Hijinks
I got your spotter right here.
A posting on Northwestern's Marketplace entitled, "Who wants to go to the gym with me?":
I'm looking for a gym partner 2-3 times a week (preferably mornings) to do weights / strength training. I know my way around a gym pretty well and spent 2 years on the crew team, so... MORE »
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OMG I Am Desperate
Seriously, could Facebook get any more ridiculous?
At least it can provide us with some entertainment. For example, a plea of desperation on August 20th, in the "other wanted" section:
"I need a hug.
Really bad D:
E-hugs are accepted.
Thank you."
Woah, dude. You might have more luck in person with this ... MORE »
+ Add CommentAt least it can provide us with some entertainment. For example, a plea of desperation on August 20th, in the "other wanted" section:
"I need a hug.
Really bad D:
E-hugs are accepted.
Thank you."
Woah, dude. You might have more luck in person with this ... MORE »
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Wanted
With all of the ridiculous things on the Facebook Marketplace, eventually you're bound to find something amusing. For instance:
"I'm looking for $1,000 that anyone may have lying around. Just let me know and I'll take that burden off your back."
This was posted under the "wanted" section with the photo seen above. ... MORE »
+ Add Comment"I'm looking for $1,000 that anyone may have lying around. Just let me know and I'll take that burden off your back."
This was posted under the "wanted" section with the photo seen above. ... MORE »
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Now Available Through The Facebook Marketplace- Prostitutues (BDSM)
It appears as though Facebook has stuck it's toe into marketing prostitution.
Well, at least thats how it looks to me. $4000 a month typing from your home? With THAT girl as the poster-child? Mmmhmmm.
The real kicker is that that hoe is EXxxPENSIVE! 30 minutes a day and already rolling in the dough. She must be good...real good.
+ Add CommentWell, at least thats how it looks to me. $4000 a month typing from your home? With THAT girl as the poster-child? Mmmhmmm.
The real kicker is that that hoe is EXxxPENSIVE! 30 minutes a day and already rolling in the dough. She must be good...real good.
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Facebook Find: Liquidation Sale!!
Prices Slashed! Everything! Must!! Go!!!
So, all of this "Dave's" stuff is going for a mere 100 bucks? I wonder what kind of treasures Dave has accumulated in his years. Autographed JTT posters? A copy of Return of the Jedi: Special Edition, perhaps? I'm so intrigued.
The weird thin... MORE »
+ Add CommentSo, all of this "Dave's" stuff is going for a mere 100 bucks? I wonder what kind of treasures Dave has accumulated in his years. Autographed JTT posters? A copy of Return of the Jedi: Special Edition, perhaps? I'm so intrigued.
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