According this bitter UMD student, Penn State's "345-year-old" head coach, Joe Paterno, is combing the country stealing young prospects from other universities. Watch out Ann Arbor! JoePa's coming.

A recent article in the Examiner recently debated which university was better to attend: Maryland or Indiana. Of course, we all know the answer is pretty obvious (rhymes with Garyland) but the article made some compelling points.

According to the article, more and more parents are urging their

To sum up the season so far, Maryland has been pretty bad. North Carolina has been really good.  So when Maryland traveled to UNC for a game, expectations were pretty low.

The result? An 82-80 win on a last second layup that made national
headlines.

Next victim for the Terps? Duke.

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The final project for the course is a group persuasive speech.. That being so, we spent the entire day just working on our presentation. My group decided to appeal to the class to become organ donors, a fact that’s slightly ironic since n

Just in time for winter break, the e-mailed crime alert has returned, bringing joy to thousands of Maryland students.

The e-mail, which details any crime that occurs on campus, is a fan favorite as crimes have included stolen flip flops and a "strong-armed" robbery of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. The e-mail had

Maryland is a NCAA Division I school (now known as the Football Bowl Subdivision). Delaware is a NCAA Division II (now known as the Football Championship Subdivision). Unless your school pulls a massive choke job (see Michigan), a DI school does not lose to a DII school, especially at home.