University of Maryland

Pic of the Day: UMD Plagued with Public Masturbators

Posted by broseph 10/16/2008 6:16 PM
Tags: masturbation, gross, illegal
UMD Plagued with Public Masturbators
For the second time in two years a case of public masturbation has been reported on the University of Maryland's campus. First of all, gross. Second of all, any shady figures of College Park who happen to own a computer and read this website - keep it in your pants.

Case One, last year: "Man masturbates on Shuttle-UM bus."
Case Two, this week: "Student groped by masturbator" in McKeldin Library.
Latest comment by Hector Nazario: Thanks for the heads-up! I'll watch where I sit...

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Virginia Tech

Pic of the Day: For the sake of the Budget Costs

Posted by Lisa Hoang 09/29/2008 5:09 PM
Tags: masturbation, guys, bathrooms, gross
For the sake of the Budget Costs
This flier is posted all over the walls of male dormitory bathrooms.
Latest comment by Hector Nazario: The pipes can't handle semen... There's a joke in there somewhere.

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College OTRSex

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Posted by The Astute Fem 06/13/2008 09:22 AM
Tags: male sex toys climax, college sex, orgasm, girl getoff gadgets, Masturbation, Sex Toys
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UC BerkeleyRandom

If There's One Thing Berkeley Loves, It's Taking Credit for Stealing the Virginity of Progressive Reform

Posted by sunshinethewerewolf 05/05/2008 11:07 AM
Tags: police, history, historical societies, biodiesel, masturbation
If There's One Thing Berkeley Loves, It's Taking Credit for Stealing the Virginity of Progressive Reform
As much as we want to, we can't take credit for the Segway Cops
The Berkeley History Center is holding an exhibition of how much we rule, titled "Berkeley, a City of Firsts," detailing how our town got in the sack with
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TuftsNews

The Daily Roundup 3

Posted by The Agent 02/20/2008 9:46 PM
Tags: wanking freshmen julius caesar, epiic, masturbation, daily roundup, oversight committee
The Daily Roundup 3
Since the writer's strike is finally over, we can bring you the next edition of The Daily Roundup. Today's top stories...

Blah blah blah oversight committee blah blah blah. What happened to masturbation?

Win funds to develop social entrepreneurship projects? EPIIC!

Freshmen writing sucks a big one, no one cares.

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TuftsEvents

Vibrators? Check. Dildos? Check. Condoms? ... Condoms? No? Okay Then.

Posted by The Merry Widow 02/11/2008 11:37 AM
Tags: masturbation, sex, VOX, condoms, no AIDS plz kthnx
Vibrators? Check. Dildos? Check. Condoms? ... Condoms? No? Okay Then.
Apparently the Sex Fair is more about loving thyself than sharin' the love, because there was nary a free-paper-bag-filled-with-condoms-and-packets-of-lube to be found today. A table full of vibrators and dildos for sale? Yup. A poster of campus where you can put smiley face stick... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: This would be an eye opener event for people who want to enjoy themselves.

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Random

Masturbation 101--Pomona's Most Popular Course

Posted by ham on wry 12/09/2007 12:39 AM
Tags: masturbation
Masturbation 101--Pomona's Most Popular Course
Who says we never learn anything at Camp Pomona?  Click here for some essential life lessons.  Your sex drive will thank you.
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University of MichiganNews

Video: Jews, Muslims, Christians, and Masturbators Unite Against Radical Jackass: Part 2

Posted by AHor 10/08/2007 1:15 PM
Tags: masturbation, jew hating, excorcism, bridge, diag
For those of you who didn't get enough from the first one. This video features some Exorcism, explicit Jew-bashing, some more bridge instructions, and a dance by some guy with one of those weird flutes. Enjoy!
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University of MichiganNews

Video: Jews, Muslims, Christians, and Masturbators Unite Against Radical Jackass: Part 1

Posted by AHor 10/08/2007 1:02 PM
Tags: jesus, sinners, masturbation, hell, douchebag
News Break: You're going to hell, find out why...

Yes, he’s back. For the second straight year this man has stood on the diag, proclaiming that those who don’t accept Jesus, and sin in the ways of masturbation or homosexuality will be going to hell. Clear... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: who the hell is this guy? I was hoping it was gonna be brother jed in the video when I saw it said "against radical jackass." Brother Jed is funny.

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University of MichiganNews

Public Masturbator Strikes Again- Still at Large!!!

Posted by AHor 10/05/2007 1:00 PM
Tags: Masturbation, crime, IM building, bongo man
Public Masturbator Strikes Again- Still at Large!!!
Just as the birds do, the University of Michigan Public Masturbator has migrated south… by a few hundred feet. After a sighting on Saturday at Elbel Field, another report came in yesterday from two girls claiming to have seen him masturbating in front of the Intramural Sports Building... MORE »
Latest comment by AHor: Usually the bukkake requires multiple ejaculators, so he might have to call in the rest of his crew to pull that one off. All those very clean people ejaculating on your face... I'd probably put that one just ahead of having a phillips screwdriver slowly drilled up my pee-hole.

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