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Yale's Results Are In

Yale's Results Are In

(Note: everything reported here was seen or heard directly by the author, and all opinions expressed are solely his own.)

 

Well, Obama won. No huge surprise there.

 

A bit more surprising was Yale's reaction. Upon learning of his impending victory, Yalies went wild, flooding courtyards. One obviously inebriated student was heard yelling "Vom fo...

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CBS to Broadcast from FSU on Election Night

CBS to Broadcast from FSU on Election Night

As any FSU student has witnessed from the bombardment of each campaign's flyers and voter registration stands, our campus has been extremely involved in the 2008 election.

 

The big day is quickly approaching, so make sure you leave yourself plenty of time to vote and read up on the local issues as well. Now FSU and its politically active studen...

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The Official Election Night Drinking Game: Our University of Florida Editor's Take

The Official Election Night Drinking Game: Our University of Florida Editor's Take

After months of polls, debates and SNL sketches, the historic 2008 election is now just a weekend away. A new president signifies a lot of things for our country, and for college students, it signifies another opportunity to get piss drunk.

 

The election night drinking game is simple and guaranteed to keep you drinking for hours. And if this is...

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Trick or Treat: Colbert Says McCain Campaign One Big Prank

Trick or Treat: Colbert Says McCain Campaign One Big Prank

I'm not usually big into Colbert, but his bit last night about McCain's campaign being an elaborate prank on the pundits is pretty hysterical. And it sums up the way that about 90% of the real Republican party is feeling right now.

Kids Choir Channel's T.I. "You Can Vote However You Like"

Kids Choir Channel's T.I. "You Can Vote However You Like"

A bunch of black kids, (and one poor rhythmless white kid) put together a rap about the election so good, it warranted its own half hour special on CNN. Seriously. 

 

The kids are from Ron Clark Academy and someone talented on staff rewrote the lyrics to T.I.'s Whatever You Like, changing the message from "I'll get you anything you want includin...

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Obama vs. McCain in Unbelievable Dance-Off Video

Obama vs. McCain in Unbelievable Dance-Off Video

I honestly have no words. How the....?

 

Watch it, then immediately forward it to everyone you know.

UCI Professor Calls Economic Crisis "Worse Than It Was in the 1930s," Experts Liken Current Situation to Great Depression

UCI Professor Calls Economic Crisis "Worse Than It Was in the 1930s," Experts Liken Current Situation to Great Depression

After years of avoiding using the word recession, many Americans now wonder if the unhealthy American economy might soon be tipped into a second Great Depression. Such questioning is not just scare-tactic rhetoric from the politicos; like the Great Depression, the current crisis has been caused by the exploitation of credit and excessive specula...

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If McCain Started Buying Ad Space in Video Games Too

If McCain Started Buying Ad Space in Video Games Too

The Obama ads I created a few days ago, got a pretty big response, so I wanted to see what it would be like if McCain decided to jump on the bandwagon of in-game ads. But as expected, he's a little bit behind the times.

Obama, McCain Get Big Laughs at Alfred E. Smith Dinner, Worth Watching

Obama, McCain Get Big Laughs at Alfred E. Smith Dinner, Worth Watching

Last night the two presidential candidates roasted each other at the Alfred E. Smith dinner in NYC. After a fairly contentious debate on Wednesday, you would think two candidates making fun of each other would be a bit awkward.


Actually, not at all.


Actually, it’s one of the most honest moments I’ve seen in this whole campaign.


Obama says the...

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New Really Important Survey Shows Obama More Doable Than McCain

New Really Important Survey Shows Obama More Doable Than McCain

FastLife, the internet dating website, just released a poll showing the various dateability of the two presidential candidates. If your first thought is, “Wow, this isn’t even fair,” you were right. I can’t name one doable 72 year old outside of Hugh Hefner, and I’m guessing you can’t either. So how skewed were the results towards Obama? Check o...

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