Ah the new years celebration. A time where change is possible for everyone, because of a little thing called New Years Resolutions. The obese can lose weight, the immature can grow up, and politicians can stop being corrupt - a long shot, I know - all because of this simple practice. Below are some suggestions to certain organizations and/or peo...

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Election night was on November 4th, yet the fight for a Minnesota Senate seat rages on between Democrat Al Franken and incumbent Republican Norm Coleman. The end, however, seems near and it's looking like former comedian turned politician over night, Al Franken, will win the seat. The real question, though, is... can't they both lose?

This pas...

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Christmas! The day to celebrate the birth of our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ. At least that's how it started. As many of you know, Christmas has become more or less a secular holiday in these United States. Seeing as how we don't have a national religion - and thank God for that (pun intended) - nobody has to celebrate Christmas, yet many of u...

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OSU dominated.

It's called a fantasy for a reason...

Students here at Miami University clung to the recent election like AIG to their bailout money. Now that the election has been over for almost a week, will students maintain an interest in politics? That has been the question on the minds of many leaders within both College Republicans and College Democrats.

To be fair, it is conceivable that O...

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The sequel to part 1.

Here's the very predictable premise for Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Lesbian.

The threesome was a success, but the end result leaves the lovely ladies as transformed lesbians. (Note to reader, this does not mean we think being gay is a choice, it is just a stupid way to get things moving.) Naturally, a man can't ...

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While African-Americans achieved a victory that many thought they would never see in their life time, the gay community took a major blow. A proposition banning gay marriage passed in California, Arizona and Florida this past election with California's ban receiving the most attention after all of the celebrity financing and endorsements of a no...

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Here's a poll to see what everyone is going as for Halloween. This will give you a heads up on which costume is the most popular in case you want to change your mind.

Forties and Shorties