Michael Phelps has been busy since winning eight medals and America’s heart at the Beijing Olympics this summer. He’s appeared in a Guitar Hero commercial, endorsed some cereals and even taken up poker. What he hasn’t done, apparently, is rest.
 

Gawker brings us a cute 60 minutes clip of the former Michigan-student-turned-Merman with Anderson C...

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Everyone knows Page Six is the highest form of journalism so we must take seriously a blind item in the New York Post this morning. The blurb asks “Which Olympic Champion smoked pot for the first time recently at a Michigan hotel? The stoned athlete broke the TVs in his room, but later bought exact replicas so he could replace them before anybod...

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Last night, Michael Phelps, the God of Swimming and the Endorser of Crappy Foods, went on the Colbert Report where he shocking confirmed that he just may be the “least in shape man in the world” right now.
 

Sure, Michael.
 

You see, a few weeks ago Phelps appeared on 60 Minutes with Anderson Cooper and said he’d only been in the pool four times...

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Now that the year is coming to a close, it’s time to look back at all the things we loved and hated about 2008.

Best: The Election. This year’s historical election brought us the first black president and the first female vice presidential candidate. Between the history that was made and the hilarious SNL sketches that ensued (not to mention t...

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You would think having Michael Phelps, winner of eight gold medals and America’s hearts, at your party would be a good thing. Okay, yes, he seems a little like a tool, but think of the publicity you’d get for that appearance. Plus, the girls would come a-running. But if the infamous bong-picture-seen-around-the-world wasn’t indication enough tha...

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