Michigan Football
Unknown Disease Causes Woman's Legs to Grow Meteorically (and you thought the Freshman 15 was bad...)
Worried about gaining the Freshman 15? Don't be: an expanding waist line pales in comparison to the struggle of Mandy Sellars, who suffers an unknown disease akin to Proteus Syndrome due to leg expansion.
Alright, so maybe when you entered college you gained the dreaded freshman fifteen. Well that’s as innocuous as getting a pimple next to the struggle of Mandy Sellars, a British woman suffering from an undiagnosed disease which has caused her legs to expand so much that they currently weigh about 210 pounds. Doctors believe her disease may be related to Proteus Syndrome, the condition made famous by the Elephant Man.
Michigan Loses Top '09 QB Prospect
By AHor (08/20/2008 12:49 AM) Tags: michigan football, beaver, newsome, quarterbacks
"I'm too pretty to work hard"
What's it been, two, three months since there was some extremely disappointing news regarding the Michigan football program? Kevin Newsome, the 4-star Quarterback (4th overall QB of '09 according to Rivals) has re-opened his recruitment, effectively de-committing fr
... MORE »University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part IV: Road Football Games
By AHor (06/30/2008 1:24 PM) Tags: michigan football, best bets, road games, michigan otr
You can still hear the band playing the "you suck" song through the TV, don't let a few hundred miles keep you from joining in
News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories th
... MORE »Watching the game is best, but if you're poor, anywhere where there is a keg and a big TV will do.
Despite the Criticism, Rodriguez Continues to Bolster the 2009 Recruit Class
By AHor (06/17/2008 12:23 PM) Tags: secondary, recruits, michigan football, rodriguez
Is this what we're doing now???
“They’re rebuilding this year, they’ll probably finish 5-7”. “I’ve got them finishing 10th in the Big Ten standings at the end of the season”. “We’ll see if they can avoid another losing season”. Enough with this bullsh*t!
... MORE »RichRod Breaks Michigan’s #1 Tradition
By AHor (05/15/2008 07:42 AM) Tags: tradition, rodriguez, michigan football
Michigan Football: Something to Smile About
By AHor (04/24/2008 8:14 PM) Tags: QB, michigan football, Newsome
Rodriguez Speaks Out After Boren’s Departure
By AHor (03/28/2008 3:04 PM) Tags: Michigan Football, OSU, boren, rodriguez, family values
It seems that Justin Boren is unfamiliar with the term “tough love”. As most of you already know he left the football team earlier this week and is now looking for transfer destinations. His hometown is Pickering, Ohio, and there seems to be a distinct chance that he will wind up playing... MORE »
well said man well said
Football Team Takes another Hit: Justin Boren Quits Team
By AHor (03/25/2008 6:57 PM) Tags: michigan football, quitting, boren
Things are not shaping up to be promising for Rich Rodriguez and the Michigan offense. It was reported tonight that upcoming Junior Guard Justin Boren, otherwise known as the huge offensive linemen who wears #65, has quit the team. Sources do not yet know the reason for his d... MORE »
Michigan Searches Within for Starting QB
By AHor (03/20/2008 1:11 PM) Tags: michigan football, quarterbacks, Threeve is going to catch on so props to JQ
UM Alum Tom Brady Breaks NFL Touchdown Record
By AHor (12/30/2007 2:28 PM) Tags: chosen one, michigan football, tom brady
Tom Brady has come a long way from sharing time with Drew Henson at the quarterback position for the Maize and Blue. Last night Brady passed Peyton Manning's record for most touchdown passes thrown in a single season, upping the record to 50 TD's thrown while also achieving the fi... MORE »
Les Miles Reportedly to Stay at LSU
By AHor (12/01/2007 11:46 AM) Tags: Michigan football, Les Miles, LSU
The Les Miles issue never seems to die down in the talks of college football. After Lloyd Carr's retirement, rumors of Miles as the next Michigan head coach were persistent. He was barraged with constant questioning from the media and LSU lost out on its National Tit... MORE »
