If watching last night's broadcast of the Republican National Convention says anything to college men with fetishes for mothers, it's that the GOP is definitely sporting the hottest MILFs in this presidential election. Despite my personal affinity for African American women (sorr

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The Blonde Budweiser-heir Bombshell: Cindy "Mammadukes" McCain

The Brunette Baracuda Brusier: Sarah "Where The Hell Did You Come From?" Palin

Being away from the parental units was probably one of the biggest perks of going away to college. I remember feeling totally liberated about not having to worry about a curfew or eating my vegetables – it was great! But what if my parents wanted to go back to school…with me?

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