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This ESPN cameraman knows what every NCAA-watchin' male wants to see -- cheerleaders and boobs. Classy.

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Thank you, Pi Kapp, for putting your recruitment video online for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to be a total bro at Mizzou!

 

From the looks of it, it means lots of getting wasted and half-blinking for the camera, making gang signs at any opportune moments, awkwardly attempting to

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Latest comment by Anonymous: You can delete my comment, but you can't answer the question..Why so anti-greek?
Must-Haves For Your New (Mizzou) Crib
Chucko - the game of your life, now with a Mizzou flare. Show them cheeks - it's for a good cause. Hot, hot, hot. Buy your own, if you're a real fan.

You're getting a new place for the year, and you've realized you don't have enough Mizzou paraphenalia to show you're really a Tiger. Here's some ideas - and hurry, because they might be for a limited time only:

 

1. Mizzou Neon Sign

 

Can you think of a better nightlight? This thing is

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Bumper Sticker Will Get You Offed

Think your bumper sticker makes you cute? Think you're going to change the world by slapping that "Impeach Bush!" on there?

 

Well, you're probably just pissing someone off. And researchers at Colorado State University say if you have bumper stickers at all, you're a shi*ty driver, too.

 

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Mizzou Refuses to Accept Any More Frosh

We're not totally sure why, but it looks like everyone wants to go to Mizzou this fall.  Too bad the University wants none of it!  Here's 5 reasons why Mizzou is the talk of the town.

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The best sororities on campus (ie...wealthiest, prettiest, most popular) are Kappa Alpha Theta and Alpha Delta Pi. These are, by far, the two most 'powerful' and popular sororities on campus. Alpha Omicron Pi, Chi Omega, and Phi Mu are other good. The best sororities on campus (The best sororities on campus)

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Alpha Omicron Pi doesn't even have a charter at Mizzou, and I highly doubt that most people would consider Phi Mu (Phi Moo?) to be "good"

Do you even go to school in Columbia?
Overtanning - Get a Life
What's the best thing for aspiring sorostitutes? Student charge your skin cancer!

The Missourian did a huge story on how the Rec only furthers the tan-craze by having a convenient tanning bed readily available on campus. Tan Time LLC pays the university about $40,000 a year to operate in the Rec.

What do you think? Does the Mizzou student body overtan?
Yes. There are way too many oompa-loompas walking around campus.
Nah - the tanner, the better.
Tonight! Pike Hazathon 2008
Here it is, bros - word on the street is that tonight is Pike's chosen night for hazing new kiddos.

Nothing like scoring some friends by letting 'em kick the sh*t out of you (or is it just making you hold dip with Tabasco sauce in your gums and take shots?). Especially after you've paid thousands to get into their house...
There's always the typical $1 movie at Jesse Wrench... you know, where five other people with nothing to do show up... but tomorrow night, MU is showing "The Listening Project" at Middlebush for free! What a great move. There's even vending machines right outside the door!

Here's more info about the documentary... it's supposed to be pretty interesting. Show starts at 7pm.
So our basketball team sucks - who cares?

Our dodgeball team... rocks! We took not one, not two... but three teams at WSU earlier this month.

Watch the (eh... it's a little tedious) picture slideshow above.
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