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Explanation for Hideous Monkey-Piglet

Explanation for Hideous Monkey-Piglet

Lets all have our immature but necessary "EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUHHHHHHH".

 

You might have stumbled upon this little bit of news that's been popping up on various blogs. A piglet with a face resembling that of a monkey's was recently born in a small village in China.

 

Anonova seems to have been

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Latest comment by PoisonIvy: omg, I googled it. Terrible, TERRIBLE idea. D:

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St John's University, DukeBitchin 'N Moanin

Video: Duke: Monkey Controls Robot!

Mind ControlHow it WorksWhat Will They Do To Me Next?Duke Will Rule The World

Duke University announced recently that they have developed a devise that allows a monkey’s to control the movement of a robot from across the globe. What’s this mean? Perhaps soldiers in future wars won’t need to leave the country to fight in wars over seas. Of course now we’re getting into the question of whether virtual fighting, robots vs. robots, makes any sense.

Latest comment by Jessica Almanza: This is crazy! Maybe we can get monkeys to go grocery shopping for us too - now that would be a breakthrough! Where can I get one of these robots?

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OSU - Ohio StateFunny

They Can't Sue! They're Monkeys!

They Can't Sue! They're Monkeys!
Well the OSU officials will be pleasantly surprised to find out that our former monkey test cases can't sue us. Yay! Let's throw a cosmetic research party!

This news comes from Texas Appeals Court (seemingly the only place that could have this kind of trial). Apparently some tree-humpers were trying to r... MORE »
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MizzouFunny

Video: CoMo is Famous--For Monkeys and MacBooks

Shortly after the “scary” picture link to a room full of too-cool-for-Windows students popped up on Fark.com, Colbert decided to poke fun at mid-Mo with this fine clip.

That’s right. The monkey chase. Why doesn’t Columbia have a primate expert?
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MizzouNews

Missouri is Exotic--Really

Missouri is Exotic--Really
Monkey see, monkey run.

The monkey pet of an unidentified Columbia resident is loose on the town. Health officials aren’t sure what diseases he could carry, but so far he's bitten two kids, so maybe we'll find out soon!

Animal Control representatives say there aren’t any strong leads on the... MORE »
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UW-MadisonNews

Biting Monkey Banned, Violent Pervert Roams Streets Freely

Biting Monkey Banned, Violent Pervert Roams Streets Freely
In complete "WTF?" inducing fashion, a violent criminal freely roams the streets of Madison while a monkey is banned from the city.

A man charged last summer with punching a UW student numerous times in the head and attempting to sexually assault her was arrested by... MORE »
Latest comment by SpeedRacer: God damn you, monkey.

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UW-MadisonFunny

Boa Constrictor Found On North Side: What Ever Happened To That Monkey Anyway?

Boa Constrictor Found On North Side: What Ever Happened To That Monkey Anyway?
A Madison woman on the North side found a boa constrictor in her yard Tuesday, leading to the obvious conclusion that the conspiracy continues.

Think about it: Madison zaniness manifests itself in a frantic chase for a loose monkey, and two weeks ... MORE »
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