Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Megan Fox to Olivia Munn, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Megan Fox Is Single

Attuworld: Great Moments In Al Bundy And Hot Girls History

Next Round: Hijacking A Taco Bell Drive-Through

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: USC Grandma Hitting The Tailgate

Asylum: Mysterious Fireball Plummets To Earth

Uncoached: 10 of the Best Playboy YouTube Search Hotties

Blog of Hilarity: Scarfcat!

Atom: Sex Sells to Dumb People

Cuzoogle: Start Your Week With Jessica Stroup

Double Viking: Rambo Vs. His Parody

Boosh Magazine: The Top 5 Wishes of College Students

On 205th: Maria Menuonos Looking Amazing

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Emmanuelle Chriqui to Natalie McGhie, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Salty Milk: Wake Up With Alexa Brown

College Candy: Allie Needs A Cookie

The Big Lead: Love Those Objective Big 10 Network Announcers

Angry T: The Best Action Movie of 2009

Atom: Season 1 of Atom TV Is Over

Banned In Hollywood: Landed Punches -- A Gallery

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Coed Magazine: Top 5 Dumbest Things People Do To Their Trucks

Blog of Hilarity: Banks Are Great With Money

Holy Taco: Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit

Manofest: Going To The Dentist Rules

Attuworld: Alena Seredova -- Soccer Mom

Hollywood Tuna: Rebecca Romijn Has Still Got It

Don Chavez: The Glass Is Always Half Full

DJ Mick: Miu Hatsune Is Gorgeous

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Brooklyn Decker to Jessica Alba, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Brooklyn Decker Is the 2010 SI Swimsuit Model

Attuworld: Great Moments In Al Bundy And Hot Girls History

Next Round: Worst. Keg Stand. Ever.

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: The Amazing St. Paul's Girl

Asylum: Video Games Now With More Self Love

Uncoached: 10 of the Best Playboy YouTube Search Hotties

Blog of Hilarity: Scarfcat!

Atom: Sex Sells to Dumb People

Cuzoogle: Crush of the Week -- Elizabeth Banks

Double Viking: Screw Valentine's Day

Boosh Magazine: The Top 5 Wishes of College Students

On 205th: Jessica Alba In Elle

 

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Kate Bosworth to Brooke Burke, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Salty Milk: Wake Up With Candice Michelle

Attuworld: Art In Cups of Coffee

Busted Coverage: Today's Super Bowl Edition of Cuff 'Em

Cuzoogle: Change Is Good, Smart Change Is Better

Double Viking: The Hottest Girls From Super Bowl Commercials

Boosh Magazine: Man Products

Asylum: Pin-Up Poster Queens

Blog of Hilarity: Kittens Ride Roomba

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity One Link At a Time

Holy Taco: MILF Monday -- Jessica Alba

Next Round: We Want to Party With Will Arnett

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Uncoached: Super Bowl Sunday -- The Banned 2007 Commercial

Atom: See All The Super Bowl Commercials

On 205th: Who Is Berta Collado Rivera?

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Sofia Vergara to Jessica Burciaga, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Salty Milk: Wake Up With Sofia Vergara

Hollywood Tuna: There’s Something About Audrina Patridge

Attuworld: the Lolcats - LOLCATS

Next Round: Random Thoughts From Last Night’s Lost

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: Rashad Still Giving Khloe Some Lovin’?

Asylum: Super Super Bowl Snack

Uncoached: Skateboarders and Security Guards [Video]

Blog of Hilarity: Indian Condom Commercials Are Epic

Atom: Exclusive Exit Interview With George Bush

Cuzoogle: Rosie O’Donnell Stops Blogging

Double Viking: The Japanese Tongue Twisting Game Show

Boosh Magazine: This Week In Pop Culture

On 205th: Jessica Burciaga In Clothes Is Still Awesome

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Elle McPherson to Lady Gaga, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Attuworld: A Neve Campbell Quickie

Hollywood Tuna: 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Pictures

College Candy: The Frat House Groupie

Don Chavez: The Glass Is Always Half Full

Holy Taco: The Eight Worst Types of Retail Employees

Manofest: Win a Trip To Vegas For Kissing People

Angry T: Allesandra Ambrosio In St. Barts

Atom: The Perfect Women

Banned In Hollywood: Five Hot NFL Cheerleaders

The Big Lead: Love Those Objective Big 10 Network Announcers

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Coed Magazine: Top 5 Dumbest Things People Do To Their Trucks

Blog of Hilarity: Tourists Are Douchebags

DJ Mick: On State With Lady Gaga

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Kate Bosworth to Brooke Burke, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Salty Milk: Wake Up With Kate Bosworth

Hollywood Tuna: More Katie Stam, Miss America

Attuworld: Making Tomato Sauce With Aria Giovanni

Next Round: Super Bowl Quarterbacks – They’re Just Like Us

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Make Old People Smile

Asylum: Police Use Pepper Spray To Put Down Snowball Fight

Uncoached: The Ultimate Warrior On The Arsenio Hall Show [Video]
Blog of Hilarity: Chicken Nuggets Are Traumatic

Atom: The Perfect Woman

Cuzoogle: The Raptors Are The Real Kings

Double Viking: The Japanese Tongue Twisting Game Show

Boosh Magazine: Cheating With The Other Girl

On 205th: Brooke Burke Is Ridiculous

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Monica Bellucci to Rachel Bilson, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

On 205th: Monica Bellucci Is a Witch

Cuzoogle: Crush of the Week – Nelly Furtado

Double Viking: Ninja Cat FAIL

Boosh Magazine: The Ladies of How I Met Your Mother

Attuworld: 54 Amazing, Creative L...

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Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Friday Night Lights to Rachel Bilson, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Angry T: Friday Night Lights

Don Chavez: WWE Divas Heat Up Flex Magazine

Other Crap: No One Watches Gossip Girl

DJ Mick: Must-See Sofia Georgiou Pictures

HGOC: UK Rugby League Cheerleaders

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From David Hasselhoff to Pamela Anderson, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Angry T: David Hasselhoff and the Go-Go Dancer

Banned In Hollywood: Donovan McNabb Phones Home

Holy Taco: Eight Types of Double Chins

Don Chavez: Golfing With Bar Refaeli Looks Fun

Other Crap: No One Watches Gossip Girl

Coed Magazine: Katrina Darre...

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From the Jennifer Aniston to Tyson Beckford, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Coed Magazine: Jennifer Aniston’s 1984 Prom Pictures

College Candy: The First Episode of College Candy TV

Angry T: And The Worst Father of the Year Award Goes To…

Don Chavez: It’s Not Supposed To Bend That Way [Video]

Other Crap: No One Watches ...

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Ah, waking up to Brad Pitt Tyler Durden in Fight Club... What a glorious Friday morn'.

Cuzoogle: Minka Kelly Has a Few Things On Her Mind

On 205th: Sofia Georgiou Is Greek And a Former Miss World

Busted Coverage: Bed-Ridden With Lovely Nurses

Uncoached: 10 Unbelievable Slam Dunk Videos

Next Round: The 9 Hottest CNN Reporters

Salty M...

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Prison Break finally got its pink slip, and the world is a better place for it.

Cuzoogle: Prison Break Is Finally Coming To An End

On 205th: Kate Hudson Is Talking to Everyone

Busted Coverage: The 8 Non-Hottest Women of the Australian Open

Uncoached: 10 Unbelievable Slam Dunk Videos

Next Round: The Exercise Ball Challenge

Salty Milk:...

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From Cristiano Ronaldo to Doogie Howser, here's today's summary for what's hot in the internets.

Angry T: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins FIFA Player of the Year

Banned In Hollywood: Ten Too Many Drinks Times Ten

Holy Taco: 5 Lost Amendments to the Bill of Rights

Don Chavez: The Best Worst Fight Scene Ever [Video]

Other Crap: No One Watches Gos...

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The 24 premiere was last night, and it was definitely a return to form for ol' Jack. In honor of his redemption, here are some classic morning links.

Busted Coverage: This ASU Cheerleader Claims She Has Never Had a Boyfriend

Uncoached: Amazing Pictures of Tornadoes

Next Round: Resolutions That Never Work Out

Cuzoogle: The Hills -- Spence...

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Ah, it's the end of the day, but the news simply never stops. Here’s a truckload of links to tide you over until tomorrow!

Attuworld: Two Men With One Death Wish [Video]

Banned In Hollywood: How to Urinate In the Bathroom

Holy Taco: German Nerds Like to Rap About Being German Nerds

Don Chavez: Breaking News – The Ladies of Hooters Have ...

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The Los Angeles Clippers are a terrible, abysmal team. Seriously, they’re a joke. When was the last time they won a NBA championship? Have they ever even won one? Probably not, but who cares as long as they have these amazing cheerleaders.

Banned In Hollywood: Classic Keeley Hazell Model Pictures

Holy Taco: George Lucas’ Doodles From The Set...

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The best NCAA cheerleading squads aren’t the ones that accompany the football or basketball teams. No, they’re the ones that cheer for the lacrosse team. Case in point: The Buffalo Bandits Cheerleaders. If they don’t win you over, no squad ever will.

Banned In Hollywood: Twelve Signs You Need to Go On a Diet

Holy Taco: A Tribute to Girls In ...

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Jack Bauer, also known as Kieffer Sutherland to you lesser mortals, will be back on prime time in the very near future with the much-anticipated seventh season of 24. Of course, after last season’s monumental disaster, he has much to prove, and I doubt the zombie-like revival of series regular Tony Almeida will do much to help.

Cuzoogle: Forge...

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Waking up to Matthew Perry—better known as Chandler Bing from Friends—isn’t a terrible thing. Sure, he lacks the spizzaz of the legendary Barney Stintson (NPH), but for years, he has brought us much, much joy. It’s a shame that his career, much like those of his costars, has gone almost nowhere. Ah well…

Boosh Magazine: Beer 101 – A PSA Featur...

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