Suspended Naked Dude: "I did not see that coming."

Capable Ski Friend: "Wow, you're just full of surprises."

Suspended Naked Dude: "Just remembered what I forgot to pack... a belt. So ummm, how much longer 'til we reach the top?"

Capable Ski Friend: "4 minutes. Which from this angle, will be much tougher on me."

Suspended Naked Dude: "My...

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Carla Bruni is the hottest first lady in recorded history, and now the former model is suing a company for using a nude image of her. The store Pardon has been selling bags emblazoned with naked Carla Bruni depictions, and evidently while it’s suitable for a first lady to have nude photographs of her floating around, it’s not suitable for those ...

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