Barnegat, New Jersey was rampaged by a ninja earlier this week or so thought Carly Shilling. Shilling, a librarian-in-training, spotted a ninja running through the woods near Robert L. Hornbelt Elementary School wearing a karate gi and carrying a sword.

 

At the sight of this incredibly obvious threa

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While aimlessly browsing the internet Tuesday afternoon, looking for amusing blogs to keep me occupied, I ran into a lengthy, spiteful post on CollegeHumor by a guy who calls himself “Ponch”. Clearly he is not satisfied with the quality of New Jersey or Rutgers women for that matte

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Miss this past episode of A Shot at Love II with Tila Tequila?  Good for you, I wish I had as well.  But since I was able to catch at least half of it (so far at least, it seems that when MTV isn't showing new episodes of Shot at Love, they're just showing the same repeats), I though I should

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I have heard that the beaches at the Jersey Shore were the best. However, I have never heard anyone saying good things about their bars. And no wonder. They are cheap and trashy. The girls wear skimpy outfits and prance around looking to hookup and the guys stand around waiting for their opportunity. To... MORE »

New Jersey, also known as the Garden State, is actually one of the most toxic places in the US. Sad but true, we're all probably slowly mutating into glow-in-the-dark creatures with really bad skin.

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