Ah the new years celebration. A time where change is possible for everyone, because of a little thing called New Years Resolutions. The obese can lose weight, the immature can grow up, and politicians can stop being corrupt - a long shot, I know - all because of this simple practice. Below are some suggestions to certain organizations and/or peo...

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Yeah it sucks, but it’s that time of year again: New Year’s. Another year, another annoying jab at breaking bad habits or starting up new ones. But self-reflection gets really boring, and it’s hard. So let’s take a guess at some Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions for 2009.

Sarah Palin: In 2009, you betcha I’ll get that unmarried daughter of mine...

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If your New Year’s resolution is to streamline your life, we’ve got an apparatus for you: the wine rack. A sports bra with a built-in booze-dispenser, the wine rack is the best piece of apparel/glassware that we can imagine. Of course, you’ve got to wonder what happens once you’ve drank all the alcohol (back to A cups?), but it still should be t...

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