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Fresno Resident Graduates From Harvard With a 4.0 GPA, Now Works at Blockbuster
Brittney Lane is only the sixth person in the last 30 years to graduate from Harvard with a perfect 4.0, and now, she works at Blockbuster Video. Ah, the power of an Ivy League education!
Hurricane Hannah's [sic] Projected Path Puts UGA and UNC in Danger of Being Washed Away
By Jambalaya Joe (09/02/2008 09:45 AM) Tags: hurricane hanna, hurricane hannah, hurricane ike, hurricane hanna path, hurricane hannah projected path
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With Hurricane Gustav gone, all that remains of Mother Nature's fury is Hanna. Students residing in the East Coast should start bracing for impact now, before it's too late.
Tropical Storm Gustav Intensifies, Tropical Storm Hanna/Hannah is Born
By Seminoles Girl (08/28/2008 10:51 AM) Tags: hannah, tropical storm gustav, katrina, hurricane gustav, hanna
Apparently, Mother Nature has a vendetta with the South, because her natural disaster assembly line continues to churn out tropical storms that are drawn to the region.
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin To Balance Out McCain In Age And Hotness
By The Kingpin (08/29/2008 10:15 AM) Tags: mccain palin, governor of alaska, alaska gov sarah palin, sarah palin, palin, palin for vp
The potential VP knows politics and pageants.
Updated: Palin is in as McCain's running mate.
The Sarah Palin Speech Video is Here! Rejoice!
By Paul Tassi (09/04/2008 08:52 AM) Tags: election, sarah palin, politics
Sarah the Barracuda tears Obama a new one in her VP acceptance speech. It's 36-minutes of charming yet vicious Alaska goodness.
Hurricane Gustav Track Brings Scary Reminder Of Hurricane Katrina
By Billy B. Goode (08/27/2008 4:56 PM) Tags: hurricane gustav, hurricane katrina, hurricane gustav projected path, hurricane gustav track, new orleans
New Orleans could get screwed again.
-New Orleans resident
MIT Professor Debunks Eight Myths About Video Games
By Hector Nazario (08/27/2008 09:48 AM) Tags: violence, myths, gaming, video games
Video games don't turn innocent children into psychopathic murderers, but bad parenting and years of mental abuse do.
Unknown Disease Causes Woman's Legs to Grow Meteorically (and you thought the Freshman 15 was bad...)
By Tracy O'Neill (08/19/2008 11:09 PM) Tags: extreme leg growth, mysterious disease, elephant man, mandy sellars, proteus syndrome
Worried about gaining the Freshman 15? Don't be: an expanding waist line pales in comparison to the struggle of Mandy Sellars, who suffers an unknown disease akin to Proteus Syndrome due to leg expansion.
Hurricane Ike, Hurricane Hanna and Tropical Storm Joesphine Are Just The Beginning: The Projected Path to Disaster
By Samantha Beerman (09/05/2008 5:01 PM) Tags: tropical storm josephine, ike track, hurricane hanna, hurricane ike projected path, hurricane ike
With September set to be a busy storm season, University of Miami should be thinking about a different kind of Hurricane defense.
Jamie Lynn Spears Sends Bristol Palin an "I Can Relate" Present
By The Kingpin (09/03/2008 5:14 PM) Tags: jamie lynn spears, pregnancy, bristol palin
Maybe the two famous underage mommies can babysit for each other after Palin finishes losing the election for John McCain?
Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
By Hector Nazario (08/20/2008 2:58 PM) Tags: barack obama, pierce bronson, dead man standing, lolo jones
All the news we missed, served fresh.
