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UCLA Interviews Scientology Samurai Guy...in 1993

UCLA Interviews Scientology Samurai Guy...in 1993

So apparently the guy who attacked a Scientology center with two samurai swords yesterday (who was subsequently blown away by a security guard with a 20th century weapon) was a crazed ex-church member named Mario Majewski on a mission to...well we still don't know.

 

But we do have this excerpt from an interview he did with UCLA's Daily Bruin. A...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: That's true! I saw an "Anon" humping another guy on the street the other day. He had on a banana suit and took it off and started humping the other guy! I got nothin on gays but is acting like ****s on the

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Joe the Plumber Now Joe the Cable Guy Plugging Digital Converter Boxes

Joe the Plumber Now Joe the Cable Guy Plugging Digital Converter Boxes

Oh how the largely obscure and unnecessarily famous have fallen. After the election there were rumors that McCain surrogate Joe the Plumber would be recording his own country album and possibly be the next "Bachelor." So how did all that work out?

 

What he's actually doing is plugging TV converter boxes for a company I've never heard of when al...

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Daily Dirt: All the News We Missed

Daily Dirt: All the News We Missed

From awkward photographs to Hannah Montana's insensitivity, here are today's cliff notes for what's hot in the blogosphere right now.

 

Uncoached: 20 Pictures That Were Taken at the Perfect Time

 

Busted Coverage: Detroit Lions Fans Celebrate Having the Worst NFL Record

 

Banned In Hollywood: General Motors Fired Tiger Woods

 

Mad Atoms: Twilig...

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Fire Started in Dartmouth Fraternity House Most Likely Arson

Fire Started in Dartmouth Fraternity House Most Likely Arson

On Saturday morning, a small fire broke out in the basement of the Chi Gamma Epsilon fraternity house, and according to the Hanover Police Chief, it was not accidental.

 

According to the police report, the blaze erupted sometime around 6:00 a.m., but it was extinguished before any major damage could occur. While no one was injured, police disco...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: definitely people that will soon have a lot of enemies

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Texas A&M Young Conservatives Continue Creating Controversy, Pissing People Off

Texas A&M Young Conservatives Continue Creating Controversy, Pissing People Off

The Young Conservatives at Texas A&M don’t shy away from a controversy – you’ve got to give them that. From the group that brought you the anti-Obama carnival, we now have a campaign against TAMU professors.
 

The Young Conservatives recently posted fliers on campus about four TAMU professors who signed a petition that opposed the “demonization...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: **** you and your stereotyping, ****s. Not all southerners are close-minded uberconservative idiots. It's people who insist on shoving people

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Heidi and Spencer Married in Mexico, Hopefully They'll Stay There

Heidi and Spencer Married in Mexico, Hopefully They'll Stay There

Perez Hilton is all excited that he broke the urgent news story that Heidi and Spencer of Hills fame have eloped and got married in Mexico, like, just now.


"The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," Hills star Heidi Montag says of our eloping with Spencer Pratt in Mexico.


PerezHilton.com was the first media outlet in the world to ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: they're the worst couple ever

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How To Survive Thanksgiving Dinner

How To Survive Thanksgiving Dinner

Now it may only be me, but going home for Thanksgiving this year does not feel the same as it did last year. My bags were packed and my boarding pass was printed in anticipation for warm California weather and reminiscing with old friends. But this being my senior year, thoughts crossed my mind that this might be one of the last flights I take ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: step 1: don't go

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"Hypermiling" is the Word of the Year, is Less Cool than It Sounds

"Hypermiling" is the Word of the Year, is Less Cool than It Sounds

 The Oxford Dictionary society of word people has proclaimed “hypermiling” as the word of the year, because yes, that award does in fact exist. So what’s it mean?


“Hypermiling” was coined in 2004 by Wayne Gerdes, who runs this web site. “Hypermiling” or “to hypermile” is to attempt to maximize gas mileage by making fuel-conserving adjustments ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: hypermiling is the shit

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Time Now Resorting to Awkwardly Photoshopped Obama Magazine Covers

Time Now Resorting to Awkwardly Photoshopped Obama Magazine Covers

Is this throwing anyone else off just a little bit? I understand that maybe putting Barack Obama on your cover for 11 straight issues might get a bit tiresome, but using photoshop to turn him into FDR? That's like something you'd see on Cracked, not Time. Why not just photoshop him as Superman, or Jesus, or Jack Bauer? All of which are perfectly...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: If you're gonna lack in creativity, at least deliver on execution. Time, you do not.

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Penn's List of Christmas Stuff on Campus That's Awesome But Arrived Too Early And is Already Trite

Penn's List of Christmas Stuff on Campus That's Awesome But Arrived Too Early And is Already Trite


I will be the first to admit that I’m a complete sucker for Christmas – it’s such a wholesome, rosy-cheeked time of year that can infect even the most sarcastic blogger with its cheeriness. It’s all twinkly lights and hot chocolate and snow and wonderfulness. See, it’s already making me feel all warm and cozy inside.

That being said, Christmas...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: are these Penn guys?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nwhi8DeKkA

maybe they graduated...

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