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Good News for Nearly the Entire World (Sorry Lesbians)

Good News for Nearly the Entire World (Sorry Lesbians)

“Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.”

            —Associated Press

 

Cancer these days is t

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Latest comment by laptoplex: How likely are men to get breast cancer? Does this help the gay community?

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The Oldest Trick In The Book

The Oldest Trick In The Book
Overheard outside Lenoir:

"So I went all the way to Granville to play naked twister and she made me watch THE NOTEBOOK!"

That's rough, man, real rough.

Source: sayWHAT?

In other news, how cool is it that we have a Duke OTR and NC State OTR now? Finally, we can have more posts about drinking ejaculate like the one below.
Latest comment by Pokey T: @ Miss Darcy: Hey, another thing we have in common. Ironic viewings of bad movies!

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Ripley's Latest

Ripley's Latest
Just when you thought he had finally slipped under the radar, Clay Aiken is back in action with yet another "believe-it-or-not" rumor surrounding him and his voice of honey.

Way back in 2006, whilst sort-of denying rumors that he was gay, he said to People magazine:

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Latest comment by Anonymous: How do you know any of this story is true? Are you psychic?
I'll bet the whole thing is a lie. Clay has been maligned and lied about since he was on American Idol. I wish he would sue the hell out of tho... MORE »

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Poll: The Biggest News that No One is Reporting

The Biggest News that No One is Reporting

Rumors floated around last fall that then-presidential hopeful John Edwards was having an affair with one of his campaign staffers. Eh, big deal, right? He wouldn't be a politician without a tawdry affair or two -- even though his wife is sick with cancer.


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Yes.  His failure thus far to deny the rumors points to the truth in them.  Even if the baby isn't his, it's definitely more suspicious than just a simple affair.

No.  Not addressing the rumors is Edwards' way of staying out of low-class lies.  He's just trying to rise above the "tabloid trash" which would sully his good name.

Latest comment by Anonymous: HE NEEDS TO RIP THE BANDAID OFF...NOW

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NC Colleges Deny All Illegal Immigrants

NC Colleges Deny All Illegal Immigrants
It's official:  North Carolina hates illegal immigrants.  Find out why communities colleges across the state slammed their doors shut yesterday, denying all undocumented residents the right to pursue a higher education.... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: You're a dip shit! Don't make such a big deal about it and then site Dook, UNC, and State! If you read the Daily Tar Heel article about this, then you will recognize that JJ Raynor (UN... MORE »

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Peace Out, Jesse Helms

Peace Out, Jesse Helms

This just in: former NC senator and friend of Bono Jesse Helms has died at the age of 86.  Known for his ultra-conservative policies and his influence in Washington over 30 years, he was often called a "polarizing figure" but few can deny his political success.

 

Whether you're a life-long supp

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UNC Basketball Ticket Lottery Opens Today

UNC Basketball Ticket Lottery Opens Today

Today the student ticket lottery for the UPenn, Kentucky, and UNC-Asheville basketball games opened online. The ticket lottery for the NC State football game is also open. Deadline in Oct 31, so don't forget to enter the lottery!

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Sadomasochism Gone Awry or Satan Worship?

Sadomasochism Gone Awry or Satan Worship?

From the town that brought you the infamous Duke lacrosse scandal comes...Satanism!

 

Three individuals, two of whom hold high-level positions in the Durham County Democratic Party, were arrested on a series of charges including rape, sexual offense, kidnapping and assault wi

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Latest comment by Jessica Almanza: Duke should put this little anecdote up on their newsletter for future blue devils. I can already imagine the headline - "Come to Duke and be a real DEVIL!"

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A Week of School Shootings

A Week of School Shootings

In a series of scary yet unrelated incidents, gunshots could be heard at three different college campuses this week.

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Poll: Ticket Scalping: Unscrupulous or Entrepreneurial?

Ticket Scalping: Unscrupulous or Entrepreneurial?

A new bill has been presented in the North Carolina State Congress which would attempt to regulate second-hand ticket sales -- also known as scalping, a practice which is currently illegal in the state.  So why enable it by enacting this legislation? 

 

Supporters clai

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Yes.  Regulating the scalping industry ensures that people aren't suckered into buying worthless fake tickets, and it keeps teams from losing money when season tickets go unused.  Everyone wins.

No.  Allowing scalpers to operate despite breaking the law just ensures that only people of a certain income can afford to attend sports games and concerts.  Only a fraction of the population has even a hope of winning.

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