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Weed Decriminalized in Massachusetts

Weed Decriminalized in Massachusetts

Election time is full of news, and it's important, but the consequences of voting will take a while to come to fruition. 

 

One bit of election news that may be more relevant for Massachusetts residents is the status of Question 2.

 

It's not yet final, but it's looking like Question 2 is going to pass in Massachusetts.  All of the votes have no...

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Women Without College Degrees More Likely to Become Unmarried Baby Mamas

Women Without College Degrees More Likely to Become Unmarried Baby Mamas

According to a recent Northeastern University study, the number of women under the age of 30 having children out of wedlock is the highest it has ever been. In fact, more women are having children outside of the bonds of marriage than within them.

 

Not surprising considering we live in an age where baby-having unmarried celebrities, like Jamie ...

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Mayra Rosales, Obese Felon, is Too Fat for Jail

Mayra Rosales, Obese Felon, is Too Fat for Jail

In trouble with campus safety? Well, you could always try pulling a Mayra Rosales. The 1,000 pound woman is currently under house arrest for beating her 2-year-old nephew to death but has not been incarcerated because authorities have not yet been able to determine a cell and bed large enough for her.

 

According to the Houston Chronicle:

Mayra...

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Nathan Sawaya Plays with LEGOs, Earns Six Figures

Nathan Sawaya Plays with LEGOs, Earns Six Figures

A note to college students who think they’re too old to play with toys: check out Nathan Sawaya, a 35-year-old artist who gave up his job as a corporate lawyer to make sculptures out of LEGOs. Sawaya is currently showing an exhibition called “The Art of the Brick” at the American Swedish Historical Museum in Philly.

 

According to Conde Nast Tra...

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Do This Stuff Before You're Dead like Gene Upshaw

Do This Stuff Before You're Dead like Gene Upshaw

When it comes to video games, sudden death can be pretty thrilling. When it comes to people, not so much. Lately, we’ve had a lot of famous people cutting out early though, from Gene Upshaw to Bernie Mac. So, to be perfectly morbid, here’s a list of things to do now— since who knows if you’ll be around in forty-five minutes.


1) Make yourself a ...

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SPAM Pollutes Facebook

SPAM Pollutes Facebook

Spam, it's the evil that lurks in the dark corners of Junk Mail folders offering bigger penises and dating services for the married folk. This completely unnecessary evil has polluted email, Myspace and now worst of all – Facebook!

 

Obnoxious messages are circling the Facebook community vowing that the ever-expanding social network will explod...

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McCain Looks Less Old Than Usual

McCain Looks Less Old Than Usual

Bam Bam might not need any work done on his smooth 47-year-old face, but there are some not so lucky, namely, John McCain, who looks like he’s been detained for a few years as a POW in Vietnam—oh wait, he has.

 

Recently his face was looking a lot more like the plains than the Rocky Mountains, though, which led to some speculation. An article pu...

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The Best & Worst Off-Campus Housing

The Best & Worst Off-Campus Housing

The Boston Globe reported that a new housing project for UMass Lowell was halted because the public construction project never went through state bidding; it was just handed off to a private developer. Now this over packed campus will have to wait a long while before appropriate housing is built to accommodate its students. 

 

UMass isn’t the ...

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MIT Students Forced To Tell All

MIT Students Forced To Tell All

The MBTA Triple Threat is getting bogged down with more questions today. A federal judge ordered the three MIT hackers to supply the court with more answers. The MIT students hacked into MBTA fare systems and were rumored to be talking about revealing their plan's hairy details at well-known hacker convention, Defcon 16. 

 

The MBTA took the rum...

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Univ. of Nebraska Wrestlers Outted for Gay Porn

Univ. of Nebraska Wrestlers Outted for Gay Porn

When a college gossip blog, The Scarlet Project, broke the news that two University of Nebraska wrestlers had appeared on a gay porn website, Fratmen.tv, students were left saying, “Oh snap!” The two students, Paul Donahoe and Kenny Jordan, compete in the 125 lb. division and the 133 lb. division, and this somehow was an uproariously unexpected ...

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