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• A 43-year-old man in Baltimore was arrested shortly after bringing his car into a Best Buy for a stereo installation. A technician found suspected crack cocaine and drug paraphernalia in the vehicle and contacted police, who found our druggie wandering around inside the store.


• Scientists have developed pills that could help couch potatoes b...

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Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

• Parishioners of Our Lady of Refuge Church in the Flatbush section of Brooklyn are turning to a Kentucky fan company for relief from the summer heat. The company – Big Ass Fans – is installing a 240-pound fan next weekend.


• New research suggests that couples who live together before marriage are no more likely to divorce than couples who move...

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Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

• Studio 54, the legendary Manhattan nightclub, will be the focus of a new Showtime series called “Studio.” According to the show's creator, "Studio" will be about New York in the late 70s with Studio 54 serving as a centerpiece.


• Prince Charles feels like an idiot. He invited Dita Von Teese to perform at his son Prince Harry’s 24th birthday p...

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Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

• According to the Bush administration, the next president will inherit a record budget deficit of $482 billion dollars, not including the estimated $80 billion in war costs. Of course they blame it on the recession.


• The Russian government is in the process of making emo and goth music illegal. The bill claims that “emo culture” puts teenager...

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Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

• Update: The $5,000 reward for the arrest of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has been withdrawn. While the justification for her arrest remains, Auckland University Students’ Association president said that the reason for withdrawing the reward was student safety.


• Four Connecticut teenagers have been arrested thanks to Dane Cook. They we...

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Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

• Scientists in the United Kingdom are planning to redesign the streets to make them more drunk-friendly. They are going to study the way drunks walk and adjust the streets accordingly.


• $5,000 is being offered to the Auckland University student who arrests Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during her trip to Auckland in New Zealand. She is ...

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Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

• A 21-year-old man broke into a home he believed was used for drug dealing to steal money and drugs. It turned out to be the home of a terrified couple. He is now spending the next six years of his life in jail.


• While in police custody, a repeat drunken driver took a swig of correction fluid to try and conceal his alcohol breath. He was take...

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Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

• A dying man got his final wish granted when he “married” his sweetheart a day before he died of leukemia. He was eight years old.


• In an attempt to demonstrate the concept of unity using a dirt bike during a church service, a pastor in Indiana broke his wrist when he lost control of the motorcycle. He underwent surgery yesterday.


• A bank r...

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Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

• It’s that time of year again. The 51st Annual World Santa Claus Congress is being held in Denmark. 136 Santas from all over the world have gathered for their three-day congress.


• What goes around really does come around. The writer, who inspired the controversial New Yorker cover, has been barred from traveling with Senator Barack Obama on h...

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Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

• Need the secret ingredient for the perfect chocolate chip cookie? It’s vacuum sealer.


• The next time you and your friends are smoking pot, you can rest assured the law is on your side. The state Supreme Court in Washington ruled that police cannot arrest you even if they can smell the substance.


• After a 12-year-old girl painted her thumb ...

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