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Is Michelle Obama a MILF?

Is Michelle Obama a MILF?

There’s been a lot of talk lately about how Michelle Obama will take on the role of Mom-In-Chief while hubby Barack Obama tries to pull the United States out of the black hole economic crisis and black hole Iraq War crisis. She also has become famous as a hot first lady with great taste in clothes (think: Vanity Fair “International Best Dressed ...

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Obama Inauguration Drinks for the Alchy Democrat

Obama Inauguration Drinks for the Alchy Democrat

Once Obama Mania got going full force, it was inevitable that the Barack Obama cocktails would start popping up. For all of you young democrats that are psyched for the Obama presidency but turned off by the thought of bars full of drunk, screaming people elbowing their way through the throngs to get a drink, you can still keep it real at your p...

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Columia University to Party Like Rockstars for Obama's Inauguration

Columia University to Party Like Rockstars for Obama's Inauguration

And the superlative for the College Most Likely to Have a Bangin’ Inauguration Party goes to (drum roll please) Columbia University, the alma mater of President-Elect Barack Obama. Prezzy-E Obama graduated from Columbia in 1983, and of course we’ve all seen the TIME photos of the young Ivy Leaguer chilling.

 

 

It seems like never has an inaugu...

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Celebrity New Year's Resolutions 2009: From Obama to Aniston

Celebrity New Year's Resolutions 2009: From Obama to Aniston

Yeah it sucks, but it’s that time of year again: New Year’s. Another year, another annoying jab at breaking bad habits or starting up new ones. But self-reflection gets really boring, and it’s hard. So let’s take a guess at some Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions for 2009.

 

Sarah Palin: In 2009, you betcha I’ll get that unmarried daughter of mine...

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Obama Recruits Yet Another Princeton Alum For His Administration

Obama Recruits Yet Another Princeton Alum For His Administration

President-elect Barack Obama’s all-star administration is filling out quite nicely, but… there are an alarming number of smug Princeton alumni entering the fold.

 

During a press conference on Monday, Obama announced that he was nominating Lisa Jackson GS ’86 to head the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) in his Ivy-friendly administration.

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An Interesting Look at the Making of the Obama Logo

An Interesting Look at the Making of the Obama Logo

Anyone interested in graphic design should definitely give this a look.

Bronx Borough President Confirms Obama Tap During Yale Talk

Bronx Borough President Confirms Obama Tap During Yale Talk

Did you know there are five boroughs in New York City?

 

That’s right; five. Smug Manhattanites love to pretend that the Big Apple begins and ends with their tiny, bourgeois island, but they’re wrong.

 

If you head northeast, you’ll wind up in the Bronx, a place that Yuppie parents warn their impressionable children never to go to at night lest ...

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Obama Speech Writer Caught Groping Clinton Cut Out

Obama Speech Writer Caught Groping Clinton Cut Out

 Facebook is truly as dangerous as we think. And it seems that no one is safe.

 

Jon Favreau, the 27-year-old Holy Cross alum hired to be Obama's director of Speech Writing, just got caught groping a Hillary Clinton cut out at a party, the Washington Post reports. 

 

An administration that calls itself "No Drama Obama," has found a little bump o...

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Time Now Resorting to Awkwardly Photoshopped Obama Magazine Covers

Time Now Resorting to Awkwardly Photoshopped Obama Magazine Covers

Is this throwing anyone else off just a little bit? I understand that maybe putting Barack Obama on your cover for 11 straight issues might get a bit tiresome, but using photoshop to turn him into FDR? That's like something you'd see on Cracked, not Time. Why not just photoshop him as Superman, or Jesus, or Jack Bauer? All of which are perfectly...

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Politics or Party? Perhaps Both

Politics or Party? Perhaps Both

Students here at Miami University clung to the recent election like AIG to their bailout money. Now that the election has been over for almost a week, will students maintain an interest in politics? That has been the question on the minds of many leaders within both College Republicans and College Democrats.


To be fair, it is conceivable that O...

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