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Oprah is Obese, Fat Oprah Despairs on Cover of Magazine

Oprah is Obese, Fat Oprah Despairs on Cover of Magazine

For like the last twenty-five years we’ve been hearing all about Oprah and her big, fat struggle not to be big and fat. Now she’s on the cover of O magazine with the huge headline: “How did I let this happen again?” and “this” refers to being a fatass.

 

Let it just be said that indeed, Oprah is a fatass. This is no matter of opinion. She admits...

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University of Chicago Professors Whine, Julie Peterson Shrugs

University of Chicago Professors Whine, Julie Peterson Shrugs

University of Chicago spokesperson Julie Peterson says the school can’t back out of naming its new economics institute the Milton Friedman Institute, despite the fact that Friedman was a proponent of (no, not Nazism, not sadomasochism, not Fascism) the dreaded free market economic principles. The name has gotten some faculty panties in a twist, ...

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Oprah Faces Boycott After Palin Statement

Oprah Faces Boycott After Palin Statement

Uh oh, don't these women know you don't want to piss off the O? Guess not, because the Florida Federation of Republican Women is boycotting Oprah's show because of her statment last week about potentialyl interviewing Sarah Palin that caused a bit of a stir. What'd she say?

 

"When I decided that I was going to take my first public stance in sup...

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