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50-Year-Old Plastic Surgeon on 19-Year-Old Girlfriend, Fake Boobs, and Orgasms

50-Year-Old Plastic Surgeon on 19-Year-Old Girlfriend, Fake Boobs, and Orgasms

Here you can see Dr. Botox go ballistic talking about his 19-year-old girlfriend who is breaking up with him over text message. He goes an a giant rant about how she never pays for anything (duh! she's 19, moron... how did you get your doctorate?), how she's crazy, how she stormed out of his practice, how he paid for her boob job. Then he reads ...

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OB-GYN Warns Against Designer Vagina, UC Irvine Alum Creates Orgasm-Surgery

OB-GYN Warns Against Designer Vagina, UC Irvine Alum Creates Orgasm-Surgery

I had a friend in college who bought Smart Balls to keep her hoo-ha tight. They seemed innocuous enough at first— until we realized that the weights inside of them could be heard jingling when she walked briskly. It was like hearing Santa Claus coming to town on the Polar Express every time she was in a rush. After that, she kept her vaginal end...

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Intern Report: Life in the Sex Industry

Intern Report: Life in the Sex Industry

My summer internship essentially revolves around sex: foot prop, unimaginable position and strap down sex. I am basically in charge of sorting through dozens of sex books every day, picking out the hot sex scenes from erotic novels and finding interesting sex facts. 


Some of this has obviously left me shocked, like I-didn’t-know-the-body-was-ca...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: LB: Funny post--and I think there's the kernel of a "Campus Report" for Hustler Magazine, if you can keep up the bemused attitude for 750 words (and I'll bet you can.) Please drop me a line at features@lfp.com. Thanks. --Ted Newsom, Features Editor

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8 Affordable Sex Toys For Girls and Guys

8 Affordable Sex Toys For Girls and Guys

No need to attend a sex toy party, just hop on the interweb to get one of these toys for the dorm room and beyond. All of the toys are under 30 bucks, and you can't beat the pleasure you will get out of it!

 

Girlie Get-Off Gadgets

 

1. Cool Power Bullets ($12.95)

Similar to the infamous "Pocket Rocket," these bright metallic "bullets" are step ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Check out the stuff you want before you buy! Host a Brown Bag Party and you get to see, feel, taste it all before you commit to something you might not like. Not to mention you can earn FREE FREE FREE stuff!!! Check it out! www.lavishdelight.com!~

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