The Timeless Art of the Keg StandYou’re sitting in a Chinese restaurant, and two armed men burst through the door demanding money from the clerk. What do you do?
Run? Cry? Hide? Put your jujitsu lessons to good use?
All of these are acceptable answers; laughing, however, is not.
On August 6th, two 17-year-olds entered the Chinese Cuisine carryout in Northeast Baltimore an...



















